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onepieceyaoi100Title: Booty Call
Rating: (coughs)
Word Count: 182 | 133 | 164
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Den Den Mushi
"The Baby Den Den Mushi is...where?"
Zoro glared, hands once again dangling uselessly against the wall. He had been feeling around the outside of the blonde's back pockets in what was supposed to be an attempt at finding the Baby Den.
"It's like you're intentionally trying to grope and pinch my ass!" Sanji's eyes widened at the silence. "You fucking marimo! You are intentionally trying to grope and pinch my ass!!"
Another round of endless clinking ensued as the cook once again wiggled about in a murderous rage.
"Bite me and die," was the promise, and Zoro didn't doubt it. They had wasted too much precious time and the guard could show up any minute to check on them.
If their guard did end up walking in on them, he'd have to die. Zoro wasn't about to allow any witnesses live to tell the tale of him nuzzling Sanji's ass.
A soft click sounded as Zoro's nose hit something. "Ah-"
"What?" Sanji asked.
Blib blib blib blib blib. Blib blib blib blib blib...
"I think I just made a phone call."
The cook groaned. Of all the people to be stuck in jail with...
"Hello? Sanji? Is Zoro with you? Where the hell are you guys?"
"Na-"
"NAMI-SWAA~AN!!!!"
Zoro watched, slightly disturbed as Sanji's ass swayed from side to side in front of him in its typical 'Mellorine' dance fashion - mere inches from his face. He gave the blond a few seconds to calm down before trying again.
"Nami? We have a situation..."
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Yeesh, I leave for AX for the week and I have the hardest time jumping back into the online swing of things...
Rating: (coughs)
Word Count: 182 | 133 | 164
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Den Den Mushi
Part One
"The Baby Den Den Mushi is...where?"
"Do I really need to repeat myself a fourth time, shithead?"
"...Yes."
If Sanji's legs weren't bound by a such a short chain, he would have kicked the bastard. "Will you just reach in my pocket and grab it? We really don't have time for this!"
"But it's in your back pocket!" Zoro protested. "And my hands are hardly in a better position than your feet!" A restricted clanking noise punctuated the statement as the swordsman made a halfhearted attempt at pawing the air to show that the limitations of his own cuffs stopped him below the cook's belt line.
"Then push it up half way and use your fucking teeth!" Sanji growled out, wishing his hands weren't chained above his head so he could strangle something.
But time was short, so he instead, he shifted his hips so that his back was facing Zoro.
A moment of silence followed.
"Well? What the hell are you doing?" the blond demanded.
"Admiring."
Chains be damned as Sanji pointlessly attempted to murder his companion despite his limited movements.
"...Yes."
If Sanji's legs weren't bound by a such a short chain, he would have kicked the bastard. "Will you just reach in my pocket and grab it? We really don't have time for this!"
"But it's in your back pocket!" Zoro protested. "And my hands are hardly in a better position than your feet!" A restricted clanking noise punctuated the statement as the swordsman made a halfhearted attempt at pawing the air to show that the limitations of his own cuffs stopped him below the cook's belt line.
"Then push it up half way and use your fucking teeth!" Sanji growled out, wishing his hands weren't chained above his head so he could strangle something.
But time was short, so he instead, he shifted his hips so that his back was facing Zoro.
A moment of silence followed.
"Well? What the hell are you doing?" the blond demanded.
"Admiring."
Chains be damned as Sanji pointlessly attempted to murder his companion despite his limited movements.
Part Two
"That's not the-"
"I know."
"That's not it either."
"I'm aware."
"Ah! Yep, that's my ass, too."
"Will you just shut up?"
"Holy shit!!" Sanji jumped and yanked his body away. "What the fuck makes you think the fucking thing is that far over and down?!? My pockets aren't that deep!!"
"That's not the-"
"I know."
"That's not it either."
"I'm aware."
"Ah! Yep, that's my ass, too."
"Will you just shut up?"
"Holy shit!!" Sanji jumped and yanked his body away. "What the fuck makes you think the fucking thing is that far over and down?!? My pockets aren't that deep!!"
Zoro glared, hands once again dangling uselessly against the wall. He had been feeling around the outside of the blonde's back pockets in what was supposed to be an attempt at finding the Baby Den.
"It's like you're intentionally trying to grope and pinch my ass!" Sanji's eyes widened at the silence. "You fucking marimo! You are intentionally trying to grope and pinch my ass!!"
Another round of endless clinking ensued as the cook once again wiggled about in a murderous rage.
Part Three
"Bite me and die," was the promise, and Zoro didn't doubt it. They had wasted too much precious time and the guard could show up any minute to check on them.
If their guard did end up walking in on them, he'd have to die. Zoro wasn't about to allow any witnesses live to tell the tale of him nuzzling Sanji's ass.
A soft click sounded as Zoro's nose hit something. "Ah-"
"What?" Sanji asked.
Blib blib blib blib blib. Blib blib blib blib blib...
"I think I just made a phone call."
The cook groaned. Of all the people to be stuck in jail with...
"Hello? Sanji? Is Zoro with you? Where the hell are you guys?"
"Na-"
"NAMI-SWAA~AN!!!!"
Zoro watched, slightly disturbed as Sanji's ass swayed from side to side in front of him in its typical 'Mellorine' dance fashion - mere inches from his face. He gave the blond a few seconds to calm down before trying again.
"Nami? We have a situation..."
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Yeesh, I leave for AX for the week and I have the hardest time jumping back into the online swing of things...
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Date: 2007-07-06 12:17 pm (UTC)~admiring~ and ~use your teeth~ were my two absolute favs.
bwahahahaha. ^^
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Date: 2007-07-07 11:28 am (UTC)"admiring".. XDDDDD!
and how much can you tell from a silence? :D "You fucking marimo! You are intentionally trying to grope and pinch my ass!!" XDDDDDD
Thanks for posting, loved all three :) (but confess, Zoro's reaction wasn't exactly "disturbed" after Sanji's show of hip moving capacity, was iiiiit?)
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Date: 2007-07-07 04:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-08 11:15 pm (UTC)Can't blame the poor boy. I would too XP
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Date: 2007-07-06 06:01 pm (UTC)Oh, that was excellent! 'Chains be damned as Sanji pointlessly attempted to murder his companion despite his limited movements' *snicker* that line rules. All of them rule.
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