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[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Title: 10 berri per quarter hour.
Pairing: Sanji/anyone ^.~
Rating: <<; ummm, heh heh.
W/C: 126
Topic: Den Den Mushi



He felt abused.

He’d had his receiver and speaker crushed and repaired untold times. And he knew they never meant to do it; they were very passionate people.

Though, perhaps passionate was the wrong word, because what the blonde was sinfully whispering into his speaker was nothing short of the most obscene act of perversity he had ever encountered.

His previous owners had never treated him as a cheap form of communication for kicks.

No, once, once Samuel had been important.

And now?

Now he was being used to make a few quick berri as the cook used him as his own personal sex-talk hotline.

Samuel sighed. At least he was bringing…joy…to untold (and wishing to remain anonymous) numbers of Pirates, Marines and the General public…

Comments

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

(snickers) I saw 'W/C' and thought 'toilet? wtf?' before realizing you meant Word Count...

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

126 latrines, oh wow, it reminds me of some kind of music festival, except with less music and more crapslock.

^^; Would you like Sanji to give you a call? 10 Berri for 15min?

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

Heck yeah, I'd like to give Sanji a call! (wonders how many phone stalkers he would have)

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Poor poor Samuel. *pets abused and secretly rather lucky Den Den Mushi*

[hinas-otaku.livejournal.com]

lol, wow, 10 Berri for 15 minutes... that's pretty cheap right? Though I have no idea of the Berri to Pound Sterling exchange rate. But the pound is the strongest currency in our world, so... XD
No wonder poor Samuel feels so used!

[rusco-musco.livejournal.com]

Poor Samuel, he must stay loyal, even though Sanji is a phone whore entertainer.