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Jul. 6th, 2007 07:43 pmTitle: 10 berri per quarter hour.
Pairing: Sanji/anyone ^.~
Rating: <<; ummm, heh heh.
W/C: 126
Topic: Den Den Mushi
He felt abused.
He’d had his receiver and speaker crushed and repaired untold times. And he knew they never meant to do it; they were very passionate people.
Though, perhaps passionate was the wrong word, because what the blonde was sinfully whispering into his speaker was nothing short of the most obscene act of perversity he had ever encountered.
His previous owners had never treated him as a cheap form of communication for kicks.
No, once, once Samuel had been important.
And now?
Now he was being used to make a few quick berri as the cook used him as his own personal sex-talk hotline.
Samuel sighed. At least he was bringing…joy…to untold (and wishing to remain anonymous) numbers of Pirates, Marines and the General public…
Pairing: Sanji/anyone ^.~
Rating: <<; ummm, heh heh.
W/C: 126
Topic: Den Den Mushi
He felt abused.
He’d had his receiver and speaker crushed and repaired untold times. And he knew they never meant to do it; they were very passionate people.
Though, perhaps passionate was the wrong word, because what the blonde was sinfully whispering into his speaker was nothing short of the most obscene act of perversity he had ever encountered.
His previous owners had never treated him as a cheap form of communication for kicks.
No, once, once Samuel had been important.
And now?
Now he was being used to make a few quick berri as the cook used him as his own personal sex-talk hotline.
Samuel sighed. At least he was bringing…joy…to untold (and wishing to remain anonymous) numbers of Pirates, Marines and the General public…
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Date: 2007-07-06 07:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-06 07:51 pm (UTC)^^; Would you like Sanji to give you a call? 10 Berri for 15min?
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Date: 2007-07-07 12:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-06 09:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-06 11:30 pm (UTC)But the pound is the strongest currency in our world, so... XDNo wonder poor Samuel feels so used!
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Date: 2007-07-07 10:58 am (UTC)phone whoreentertainer.