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onepieceyaoi100Title: Den Den Mushi
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Sanji/Luffy
Topic: Den Den Mushi
"As Captain, I command you to-"
"Not happening," Sanji scowled darkly as he moved reflexively to boot the intruder out.
"USOPP, YOU BIG LIAR! IT DIDN'T WORK!" Luffy yelled as he sailed out of the kitchen head first, limbs trailing like ribbons behind him. Within seconds, he bounced right in. "Mellorine! Sanji-swaaaannnn!" he sang as he wriggled his body in what he strongly believed to be his finest Sanji-impersonation, which sadly ended up looking more like a worm having a fit. "I need you to-!"
A foot shot out and sent him flying out again.
"USOPP! THAT DIDN'T WORK EITHER!" Luffy bellowed from beyond the confines of the sacred kitchen. After a bout of low mutterings and several outraged squawks, Luffy walked in with a determined expression on his face. He stomped right up to the blonde and paused briefly for dramatic effect.
Sanji, for his part, played the role of the oblivious protagonist to perfection. He had to, or else risk committing first-degree murder and be hung as a mutineer. Luffy reached out, tugging firmly at Sanji's tie to bring him closer, then murmured into his ear, "Hey, shitty cook-" in the deepest voice he could master, "give it to me." He barely managed to duck the powerful kick that threatened to decapitate him as a stream of colourful adjectives spewed forth from the irate cook.
Finally, Luffy held out a small picture book to Sanji, "I just want this," he said mournfully as he pointed to the objection of his affection.
Sanji gave an exasperated sigh as he glanced at the page, making a mental note to have a word with Robin about the type of literature she was lending their impressionable captain.
Escargots.
No. There was no way he was cooking their phone. Nami would kill him.
Rating: G
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Sanji/Luffy
Topic: Den Den Mushi
"As Captain, I command you to-"
"Not happening," Sanji scowled darkly as he moved reflexively to boot the intruder out.
"USOPP, YOU BIG LIAR! IT DIDN'T WORK!" Luffy yelled as he sailed out of the kitchen head first, limbs trailing like ribbons behind him. Within seconds, he bounced right in. "Mellorine! Sanji-swaaaannnn!" he sang as he wriggled his body in what he strongly believed to be his finest Sanji-impersonation, which sadly ended up looking more like a worm having a fit. "I need you to-!"
A foot shot out and sent him flying out again.
"USOPP! THAT DIDN'T WORK EITHER!" Luffy bellowed from beyond the confines of the sacred kitchen. After a bout of low mutterings and several outraged squawks, Luffy walked in with a determined expression on his face. He stomped right up to the blonde and paused briefly for dramatic effect.
Sanji, for his part, played the role of the oblivious protagonist to perfection. He had to, or else risk committing first-degree murder and be hung as a mutineer. Luffy reached out, tugging firmly at Sanji's tie to bring him closer, then murmured into his ear, "Hey, shitty cook-" in the deepest voice he could master, "give it to me." He barely managed to duck the powerful kick that threatened to decapitate him as a stream of colourful adjectives spewed forth from the irate cook.
Finally, Luffy held out a small picture book to Sanji, "I just want this," he said mournfully as he pointed to the objection of his affection.
Sanji gave an exasperated sigh as he glanced at the page, making a mental note to have a word with Robin about the type of literature she was lending their impressionable captain.
Escargots.
No. There was no way he was cooking their phone. Nami would kill him.
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Date: 2007-07-09 05:43 pm (UTC)not the phone!
what a cruel idea! den den mushi al a creme
they are so cute, don't cook them, please o.O
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Date: 2007-07-11 10:00 am (UTC)I agree, the phones are so cute. XD
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Date: 2007-07-10 08:38 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-07-12 07:58 am (UTC)*memories* ^___^