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Title: Sanji's missing something..
Rating: PG-17
Word Count: 241 *yay* I'm in
Pairing: SanjixZoro
Topic: Den Den Mushi
A/N: In Germany we call these cute animals just phonesnails (literally translated). Because Mushi sounds like the german word Muschie und that is a very vulgar word for the female vagina (you can translate Muschie into crooch if you like). And because OP is in the first place a series for little innocent *coughcough* children we just call them phonesnails.

Sanji is missing something sometimes

“Close your eye… don’t look so shocked!”

“The last time you said ‘close your eye’ was shocking! I’ve burned!”

“You said you needed more pepper, so I gave you more pepper! What’s your problem?”

“You know… I didn’t mean the pepper literally…”

He rolled with his eyes.

“Come on. Calm down, and close your eye. Trust me”.

The last phrase panicked me some more, but I didn’t want to frustrate him again. I felt his warm hands around my arousal and suddenly there was something wet and mildly warm around it. I frowned with closed eye and heard my own voice in an questioning tone.
The slimy thing started to move. It tickled like horror and I couldn’t handle my well controlled voice any longer.

It felt good.

Really good. These small tickling moves, sending waves of sensation up to my head, from my now full-hard cock to the tips of my fingers, which are clawed in the white sheets.

I couldn’t close my eye any longer. I opened it –

- and screamed.

“WHAT THE FUCKIN SHIT IS THAT!!!”

The little baby den den mushi looked at my with an hurt expression. I suppose it panicked, because it sneaked in great speed (for a snail) back under the sheets.

“ZORO! SHIT! IT WAS THE MUSHI I GAVE NAMI IN WATER 7! SHE CARIED UNDER HER BEAUTIFULL BREAST!”

“Oh, yeah? Didn’t recognize”.

“THEN WHY???”

“Didn’t you say, you’re missing a mushi from time to time?”