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[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

Title: Talk To Me
Rating: NC-17 YaY!!
Word Count: 298
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Den Den Mushi
A/N: Writing good smut in a 300 word limit leads to frustration and not-so-good smut. (pouts)

 

Zoro opened a lazy eye, glaring down at the ringing Den Den Mushi that dared to interrupt his lone 'guarding' of the ship. Not bothering to get up, he shifted his leg over and lightly kicked the device with his toe. "This had better be good."

"Shithead...Talk to me."

"Love Cook," Zoro greeted back, a smirk appearing on his face. "You sound a little desperate there."

"I'm horny, desperate, and in a back alley that you have no chance of finding fast enough. I need this now. Please..."

This obviously wouldn't last long.

"Mmm...a back alley. With brick walls that I can pin you against and lift your hips so that you can wrap those strong legs around me?"

A slight hitch was heard in Sanji's voice. "Yeah..."

"I could grind against you, attacking your neck and move up so that my teeth will find your ear." A sensitive spot.

A soft thud sounded, and Zoro was sure Sanji was no longer standing. "Keep going."

"Maybe move back down - your shirt better already open, fucker - teasing your nipples, playing around your belly button as I open your pants..."

"Fuck..."

"Not quite, dart-brow, but close. I'm sure right now your cock would prefer to be licked, sucked, and worshiped by my tongue, or perhaps you'd rather I kept my head still so you could just mercilessly fuck my mouth faster, deeper, and harder until you come..." Zoro made sure to forcefully moan that last word out, knowing the effect it would have.

Sure enough, Sanji's suppressed cries reached his ears as the cook met his climax. Not long at all...

"Oi, you better be ready to blow my mind when you get back," the swordsman warned, now feeling rather randy himself.

"On my way," was the promise.

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(finds the mental image of a satiated Sanji sitting in some back alley with a baby den den mushi lying uselessly next to him to be rather hot)

EDIT: I'll write an extended version of this (as requested already within 30 minutes of being posted) IF (fufufu, that's right, IF!) I get fanart. (insert evil, self-satisfied laughter as she goes back to working on her numerous other stories)

Comments

[pseudo-shigure.livejournal.com]

awwww..... longer version of this drabble please...

[silver-trident.livejournal.com]

Oh, oh! I second that thought! pretty pleeeeease? *bats eyelashes*

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

We shall see ^__^

:)

[onikotsu.livejournal.com]

That was deliciously good.*shudders with joy* I'll try to do art for this one. And numeroues other stories*licks lips in anticipation*

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[onikotsu.livejournal.com]

Sorry expect no art from me, my scanner broke

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[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

That's okay ^^ It's the thought that counts. I'm glad you liked this version, at least.

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[onikotsu.livejournal.com]

I liked this version verrrrrrrry much. How would you continue it though?

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[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

Well, it would be more like an extended version of this, with more detail and dialogue.

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[onikotsu.livejournal.com]

*melts at the very thought*

[luco-millian.livejournal.com]

.....I think I may have to do fanart for you then. . . . .

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

Do you have any idea how hypnotizing that icon is? It took me five minutes to get around to writing a response! (shakes fist)

Oh God, if you do go through with the fanart, I'll have no choice but to really put a lot of effort into an extended/better version.

[travellyr.livejournal.com]

guh. @_@ Phonesex was never so hot and yet at the same time so TROUBLESOME. XD I can just see Zoro going "well, shit, not this again. T_T This'd better be worth it later, asshole." AS IF TALKING YOUR LOVER TO ORGASM WASN'T HOT. Sheesh.