Crocodile never wins at life
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Snail Serenade
Topic: Den Den Mushi
Word Count: 280
Rating: PG
Paring: Crocodile/ it’s a secret
Crocodile yawned slightly as he sat waiting for Mr.1 to call him. The Den Den Mushi rang and he picked it up expected deep concise words but it sounded as if there was a crowd from the noise. And then it all got quiet and a tenor voice began singing,"
Your hair shines with it's amethyst tones
You earned your name of Crocodile by acting like the proud beast that... kills things
Your smile brightens the room with it's voile-I mean joyful glow"
Crocodile looked at the phone in shock as a second voice hissed,"more romantic!"
The singing started again,"
I want to kiss the scar that crosses your face, how did you get it anyway
I want to hold your hook and watch...sandstorms together
I'll give you flowers and watch as you dry them out without any emotion at all
Because I haveaslightfondnessfor you”
The same voice in the background said," I guess that's good enough, okay Mihawk it's your turn now, who do you challenge to Truth or Dare?"
Crocodile stared at the phone trying to figure out what had just happened and when the Den Den Mushi rang again he picked it up and said," I wouldn't dry out any flowers you'd give me."
"That's fine Mr.0, I have no intention to give you flowers. Now do you want my report?"
Crocodile felt his eyebrow twitch as he said," Continue with your report and if you tell anyone what I said I'll kill you."
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On an unknown summer island Mihawk decided he was never playing drunk Truth or Dare with Shanks again as Ben did a pretty good impression of a Sea King.
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I don’t whether to laugh or cry at my lyrics I’m sorry world for having no ability no write good song lyrics.
Topic: Den Den Mushi
Word Count: 280
Rating: PG
Paring: Crocodile/ it’s a secret
Crocodile yawned slightly as he sat waiting for Mr.1 to call him. The Den Den Mushi rang and he picked it up expected deep concise words but it sounded as if there was a crowd from the noise. And then it all got quiet and a tenor voice began singing,"
Your hair shines with it's amethyst tones
You earned your name of Crocodile by acting like the proud beast that... kills things
Your smile brightens the room with it's voile-I mean joyful glow"
Crocodile looked at the phone in shock as a second voice hissed,"more romantic!"
The singing started again,"
I want to kiss the scar that crosses your face, how did you get it anyway
I want to hold your hook and watch...sandstorms together
I'll give you flowers and watch as you dry them out without any emotion at all
Because I haveaslightfondnessfor you”
The same voice in the background said," I guess that's good enough, okay Mihawk it's your turn now, who do you challenge to Truth or Dare?"
Crocodile stared at the phone trying to figure out what had just happened and when the Den Den Mushi rang again he picked it up and said," I wouldn't dry out any flowers you'd give me."
"That's fine Mr.0, I have no intention to give you flowers. Now do you want my report?"
Crocodile felt his eyebrow twitch as he said," Continue with your report and if you tell anyone what I said I'll kill you."
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On an unknown summer island Mihawk decided he was never playing drunk Truth or Dare with Shanks again as Ben did a pretty good impression of a Sea King.
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
I don’t whether to laugh or cry at my lyrics I’m sorry world for having no ability no write good song lyrics.
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Date: 2007-07-10 03:52 pm (UTC):)
Date: 2007-07-10 04:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-10 04:08 pm (UTC)I like best the last line of the lyrics --and the "more romantic!" comment.. kills me XD
poor Crocky, I'm sure it actually did touch a siiingle little invisible fibre inside of him.. wouldn't we all want to dry up recieved flowers and watch sandstorms with someone once in a while. Sigh <3
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Date: 2007-07-10 04:39 pm (UTC):)
Date: 2007-07-10 09:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-11 06:37 pm (UTC)*deadbecauseofthelackofairwhilelaughin*
poor mihawk. great SHANKSY!
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Date: 2007-07-11 11:52 pm (UTC)no subject
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