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Jul. 12th, 2007 06:23 pmTitle: Failed Modesty
Topic: Clothing
Rating: erm...PG13?
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Word Count: 186
A/N: I blame Squiggles (courtesy of
luco_millian) and a few pictures I've recently seen that portray very poor attempts at modesty.
Almost desperately, Sanji locked the closet door behind him, not even realizing until it was too late that he had just locked that...that thing in the CLOTHES closet.
The problem? It apparently ate clothes.
Sanji was currently donned in nothing save for his tie and a very few shreds of dignity. And even that remaining dignity would leave him the second someone saw him in this state. While he could care less about the other shitheads on board, he figured he would have to exercise a little modesty in case he ran into any of the girls.
Okay, Love Cook, the blond proceeded to loosen his tie, It's time to improvise.
Zoro tilted his head in an amused sort of way as Sanji entered the galley in a most stealth-like fashion, wearing nothing but...
"..."
"......"
".........."
"...I know I told you that one night I enjoyed getting gifts," the swordsman stated, slowly standing with a wicked gleam in his eye, "but you really didn't have to wrap it for me."
Too shocked to retaliate, the cook found himself wondering if he were safer with Squiggles.
Topic: Clothing
Rating: erm...PG13?
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Word Count: 186
A/N: I blame Squiggles (courtesy of
Almost desperately, Sanji locked the closet door behind him, not even realizing until it was too late that he had just locked that...that thing in the CLOTHES closet.
The problem? It apparently ate clothes.
Sanji was currently donned in nothing save for his tie and a very few shreds of dignity. And even that remaining dignity would leave him the second someone saw him in this state. While he could care less about the other shitheads on board, he figured he would have to exercise a little modesty in case he ran into any of the girls.
Okay, Love Cook, the blond proceeded to loosen his tie, It's time to improvise.
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Zoro tilted his head in an amused sort of way as Sanji entered the galley in a most stealth-like fashion, wearing nothing but...
"..."
"......"
".........."
"...I know I told you that one night I enjoyed getting gifts," the swordsman stated, slowly standing with a wicked gleam in his eye, "but you really didn't have to wrap it for me."
Too shocked to retaliate, the cook found himself wondering if he were safer with Squiggles.
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Date: 2007-07-13 02:09 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2007-07-13 02:18 am (UTC)....
He did didn't he. . . . I think...I want that tie now.
((is very pleased with everything I've inspired today))
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Date: 2007-07-13 02:46 am (UTC)That tie will be a high-bid item at Nami's next auction. XDDDD
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Date: 2007-07-16 01:28 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-14 08:20 am (UTC)MEMORIED. I added a "tentacles" memory category JUST. FOR. SQUIGGLES.
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Date: 2007-07-15 09:15 pm (UTC)