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onepieceyaoi100Title: Backfire.
Pairing(s): Sanji/Zoro & Sanji/All Blue
Rating: UF – for Usopp Fail, which is not entirely rare at all…
W/C: 299, Omake-270
Topic: Clothes, a brief reference at best – does hair count as ones wardrobe?
The plan had been flawless.
Usopp had spent days of agonising planning just to decide upon using blue as the appropriate colour.
Yes, using blue instead of pink was much more cunning, afterall, Sanji used the blue towels in the bathroom, had a blue dressing gown and was generally in an eternal and very romantic relationship with the colour blue.
However, the entire crew knew without even looking that the cook was vain as hell about his hair, hence why he’d never changed even so much as the length, let alone the style in all of the time they had known him.
Which is why Usopp believed this was the most ingenious part of his plot.
When Usopp had employed Zoro to…distract…Sanji long enough for him to slide into the bathroom with the world reknowned stealth only the amazing captain usopp was capable of, he had not even the faintest niggling doubt that this could backfire ever so horribly.
When morning rose and the cook rose first as he always did, Usopp had been waiting in a dark and very clever hiding place so as to be the first to observe the reaction that his shrewd stratagem would evoke in the soon to be ex-blonde.
However, Usopp was shocked to note that Sanji never passed him as he exited the bathroom. No screams of anger or even the smashing of various objects reached his ears.
Absolute silence, then the hair dryer started and stopped and the other door into the bathroom opened. Usopp realised he was on the wrong side of the bathroom entirely and had utterly missed seeing the fruits of his labour.
What disturbed him most was the total lack of emotional explosions…perhaps he ought to lay low for a while…yes that was a very good plan.
~Omake~
The flood of blue that suddenly filled the base of the shower was a good indicator that something, somewhere had gone horribly wrong with his morning routine.
Perhaps scrubbing a bit harder and working up a bit more of lather would remove whatever was attached to his person and was now sliding off of his body in a blue haze.
Eventually the flow disappeared, the conditioner’s efforts, he thought and quite happily continued with his morning scrub.
He stepped out of the shower rubbed himself down and wrapped himself up before digging around for the hairdryer. It looked cold out today, it wouldn’t do for the cook to get a cold, how could he even contemplate stepping foot in a kitchen when he was less than 100%?
He sat himself down on the toilet after closing the lid, plugged in the dryer and closed his eyes, enjoying the warmth of the air now blowing through his damp locks.
A few gentle tugs of the comb and his hair was untangled and neat and a few more minutes of drying saw his hair warm and dry.
Sanji stood and approached the mirror, just to make sure everything was in order before he dressed.
He saw blue.
Hundreds of shades of blue that had taken to his hair differently according to its natural tones.
He ran a hand through it and smiled widely as it shimmered like water.
It was a shame he couldn’t wear his new orange shirt…but now that his hair was all blue, he didn’t really mind.
“I wonder if Nami-swan will allow me to borrow her fish hair-clips?”
Pairing(s): Sanji/Zoro & Sanji/All Blue
Rating: UF – for Usopp Fail, which is not entirely rare at all…
W/C: 299, Omake-270
Topic: Clothes, a brief reference at best – does hair count as ones wardrobe?
The plan had been flawless.
Usopp had spent days of agonising planning just to decide upon using blue as the appropriate colour.
Yes, using blue instead of pink was much more cunning, afterall, Sanji used the blue towels in the bathroom, had a blue dressing gown and was generally in an eternal and very romantic relationship with the colour blue.
However, the entire crew knew without even looking that the cook was vain as hell about his hair, hence why he’d never changed even so much as the length, let alone the style in all of the time they had known him.
Which is why Usopp believed this was the most ingenious part of his plot.
When Usopp had employed Zoro to…distract…Sanji long enough for him to slide into the bathroom with the world reknowned stealth only the amazing captain usopp was capable of, he had not even the faintest niggling doubt that this could backfire ever so horribly.
When morning rose and the cook rose first as he always did, Usopp had been waiting in a dark and very clever hiding place so as to be the first to observe the reaction that his shrewd stratagem would evoke in the soon to be ex-blonde.
However, Usopp was shocked to note that Sanji never passed him as he exited the bathroom. No screams of anger or even the smashing of various objects reached his ears.
Absolute silence, then the hair dryer started and stopped and the other door into the bathroom opened. Usopp realised he was on the wrong side of the bathroom entirely and had utterly missed seeing the fruits of his labour.
What disturbed him most was the total lack of emotional explosions…perhaps he ought to lay low for a while…yes that was a very good plan.
~Omake~
The flood of blue that suddenly filled the base of the shower was a good indicator that something, somewhere had gone horribly wrong with his morning routine.
Perhaps scrubbing a bit harder and working up a bit more of lather would remove whatever was attached to his person and was now sliding off of his body in a blue haze.
Eventually the flow disappeared, the conditioner’s efforts, he thought and quite happily continued with his morning scrub.
He stepped out of the shower rubbed himself down and wrapped himself up before digging around for the hairdryer. It looked cold out today, it wouldn’t do for the cook to get a cold, how could he even contemplate stepping foot in a kitchen when he was less than 100%?
He sat himself down on the toilet after closing the lid, plugged in the dryer and closed his eyes, enjoying the warmth of the air now blowing through his damp locks.
A few gentle tugs of the comb and his hair was untangled and neat and a few more minutes of drying saw his hair warm and dry.
Sanji stood and approached the mirror, just to make sure everything was in order before he dressed.
He saw blue.
Hundreds of shades of blue that had taken to his hair differently according to its natural tones.
He ran a hand through it and smiled widely as it shimmered like water.
It was a shame he couldn’t wear his new orange shirt…but now that his hair was all blue, he didn’t really mind.
“I wonder if Nami-swan will allow me to borrow her fish hair-clips?”
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Date: 2007-07-16 02:02 pm (UTC)Ask to borrow a dress too Sanji you know you wanna! ^_^
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Date: 2007-07-16 03:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-07-17 11:12 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 07:37 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-02 11:44 pm (UTC)Very cute. ^^
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LOVELY!! I really loved this one^^ So sweet XP
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Date: 2009-12-09 03:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-12-09 10:48 am (UTC)Although Sanji acts a little bit... I dunno, girly/gay/sth which I dun like, but all of it is just moe XD
I'd love to see him with blue hair and orange t-shirt *^w^*
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Date: 2009-12-10 05:19 am (UTC)