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[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

Title: The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy!
Topic: Dynamic Duo
Rating: safe!
Pairing: Zoro and Sanji, provided you squint a little
Word Count: 298
A/N: This topic was hard. (pouts) And I was watching Spongebob all night thanks to babysitting a kid who refused to go to bed, hence the title...and probably the inspiration for this drabble (plus the fact that's it's 3.30 in the morning...)

"Wait, you don't understand! These two men - no - these two monsters, they have unbelievable powers beyond the comprehension of a mere mortal!

"The first has eyes of the devil and can slice you in half before you even realize you were cut! Muscles the size of an ox! With the ability to blend in with marimos and mounds of grass and...small bushes! The second makes you believe he's a chivalrous gentleman until you piss him off and he sends you flying through walls with a single kick! His magical brow holds hypnotic powers and his IQ will surely blow you away!

"Yes, these two are truly a force to be reckoned with if you follow through with your intention of hurting me!"

"Who are they?" the man nearest asked, doing his best not to look afraid.

"Who - who are they?! Why they are...uh...the infamous Dynamic Duo, Marimo-head and Magical Dart Brow!! Both under the service of I! The Great Capta~aain Uso-er...The Great Captain!" Usopp sputtered. After all, identities needed to be kept secret in a Marine town. "Yes, they have gone on many an adventure together and no man has lived to tell the tale! One cooks, the other eats! One trains, the other scoffs! One sleeps, the other yells! Most wouldn't see the partnership in such a pairing, but I know for a fact that late at night..."

The door swung open, announcing the arrival of 'Marimo-head and Magical Dart Brow', sending the bar into a panic.

"...they...er...talk...about...fuzzy bunnies, and sunshine, and rainbows, and many other...er...topics that would be safe for even a child to see - I mean hear," Usopp finished, stuttering a little under the look both men were now giving him.

Perhaps he should have taken his chances with the brawl...


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I actually have a theory that they DO talk late at night and 'bond', based on how Zoro starts treating women in Skypeia and later...

Comments

[obsidianne.livejournal.com]

*is laughing sooo hard*...

*will give proper comment later when coherent*

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*still laughing*

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

LoL. And here in the wee hours of the morning I figured it was just lame...

[obsidianne.livejournal.com]

*... still laughing* but i've collected myself enough to comment. ^^ Finally.

I love love Love the part where Marimo-head and Magical Dart Brow come in and Usopp suddenly changes his r-rated comment to very very G-friendly *snerks* see... hear. lmao. poor boy doesnt realize that maybe the day Marimo-head and Magical Dart Brow talk about fuzzy bunnies, and sunshine, and rainbows would be the day all the Blue oceans dry up and Luffy stops eating meat. ahahah.

Lame? Nonsense hun. This was suh an engaging piece of ficlet. ^^

*huggles*

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

*joins Obsidianne in uncontrollable laughter*

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

Heh...you guys are making me blush...^////^

[pseudo-shigure.livejournal.com]

and i assume that usopp is telling the stories when the straw hats were docking at Bikini Bottoms and the bar was actually the Krusty Krab right?

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

(is greatly amused by such a mental image) Oh God, that would make an awesome crossover picture...

[key-revolution.livejournal.com]

Damn my lack of skillz or I'd draw it.

[sabershadowkat.livejournal.com]

Blends in with small bushes? *dies*

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

LoL. Yeah, that was just me grasping straws at that point. There's a little Usopp in all of us.

[key-revolution.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


That... was GREAT.

FANTASTIC.

But what do you mean by how Zoro starts treating women?

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

If memory serves me correctly, there was this one point where Enel attacked Robin when she was doing little more than standing there. Zoro caught her/cradled her/checked on her (it was something. LoL) and demanded to know why Enel had done such a thing, saying something along the lines of "she's a woman!" The main reason I remember this is because that line struck me as odd since it seemed to contradict Zoro's views on women when in battle.

And there was this later scene when the Straw Hats bump into the Foxy pirates for a second time and Nami's in the way of an attack and Zoro shoves her aside, much to Sanji's chagrin, who in turn starts yelling at Zoro. Zoro defends himself saying he was protecting her and Sanji's all "you're supposed to be more gentle about it, Marimo-butt!" (okay, marimo-butt was my own little add in, but the overall line was similar)

After those two scenes, I am firmly convinced that at some point in their travels, Sanji gave Zoro a few pointers on how women should be treated, and Zoro actually listened.

That's my little theory, anyway.

[key-revolution.livejournal.com]

Nah, I think Zoro sorta knew how to treat women already.

Just his way of treating them is kinda different. Seeing as Kuina had like, a HUGE impact om him.

But that image is really pretty, aw... Sanji the mentor...