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onepieceyaoi100Title: For you my darling, with all my love.
Rating: Pg – for small featheries meeting their maker.
Word Count: 245
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Suggestive gifts.
A/N: Zoro completely misses the point of suggestive gifts – but given his predicament perhaps it’s Sanji who’s not catching on to Zoro’s point.
When Sanji woke up to find another dead animal on his bed he was not amused.
It was a duck, a very sad looking, half mauled duck, which, given its current state had been rendered next to useless by the hunter’s enthusiasm.
Over the past week Sanji had received a total of three geese, five ducks, a pidgeon and forty-two canaries (compliments of the last island).
And each of the bloody corpses had been placed just so at his feet on his bed.
Robin had believed it to be Zoro’s way of giving him gifts, and had shown a strange amount of satisfaction towards the swordsman that he was finally expressing his feelings towards the cook.
Sanji, however, thought of it as another of Zoro’s constant and everlasting insults, but could not deny his surprise that the canaries were whole, instead of half chewed – like his new duck. A testament to Zoro’s skill, Sanji had reluctantly concurred.
He picked up the duck carefully and made his way to the kitchen to see what he could do with it and caught sight of the huge striped monstrosity that was draped across his new Aga.
And purring.
Loudly.
In a very self-satisfied sort of way.
Regardless of whether that devil fruit user had been female or not, if he found her he would give her a piece of his mind about turning his crewmates into annoying furry beasts.
Especially tiger’s with too much time on their paws.
Rating: Pg – for small featheries meeting their maker.
Word Count: 245
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: Suggestive gifts.
A/N: Zoro completely misses the point of suggestive gifts – but given his predicament perhaps it’s Sanji who’s not catching on to Zoro’s point.
When Sanji woke up to find another dead animal on his bed he was not amused.
It was a duck, a very sad looking, half mauled duck, which, given its current state had been rendered next to useless by the hunter’s enthusiasm.
Over the past week Sanji had received a total of three geese, five ducks, a pidgeon and forty-two canaries (compliments of the last island).
And each of the bloody corpses had been placed just so at his feet on his bed.
Robin had believed it to be Zoro’s way of giving him gifts, and had shown a strange amount of satisfaction towards the swordsman that he was finally expressing his feelings towards the cook.
Sanji, however, thought of it as another of Zoro’s constant and everlasting insults, but could not deny his surprise that the canaries were whole, instead of half chewed – like his new duck. A testament to Zoro’s skill, Sanji had reluctantly concurred.
He picked up the duck carefully and made his way to the kitchen to see what he could do with it and caught sight of the huge striped monstrosity that was draped across his new Aga.
And purring.
Loudly.
In a very self-satisfied sort of way.
Regardless of whether that devil fruit user had been female or not, if he found her he would give her a piece of his mind about turning his crewmates into annoying furry beasts.
Especially tiger’s with too much time on their paws.
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Date: 2007-08-07 09:47 pm (UTC)Nice idea, and I love the wording :)
Just a q., what is Aga zigzactly..?
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Date: 2007-08-08 03:39 am (UTC)But once I finally learned this was tiger!Zoro we were dealing with... I found it cute all of a sudden. xD;
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Date: 2007-08-08 09:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-08-14 03:36 am (UTC)Congrats on whole canaries, Zoro-kitteh!
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Date: 2007-08-17 01:48 am (UTC)Darn it. You gave my muse an idea. AGAIN.
You and my tortie (who's headbutting my hand for affection prior to settling down on my mousepad for a nap...)
*off to write*
*sigh*
:)
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Date: 2008-11-13 03:18 am (UTC)So great!!