*nervous giggle*

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Title: In secret or out in the open?
Rating: XD PG, but it depends on the minds of the reader.
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic:Unseen

A/N: I apologise if this causes any offence, but when BronzeTigress said ‘ something sneakily worked in when no-one was looking’ I just couldn’t help myself. ^_~



Each of them were…quirky…to say the least.

Franky did it when he was in the bathroom. It was a sure fire way to keep it completely to himself. After all, it was an incredibly personal.

Robin could do it anywhere, because she was skilled enough to perform the forbidden act without anybody being the wiser.

Chopper did it in his natural form, against the mast when everyone had gone to bed. He’d spend hours at it because waiting all day to do that single thing was frustrating.

Sanji did it with a spatula, or the salad fork, because it got it just right at just the right angle. He had been caught making those kind of noises but had never been caught in the act.

Usopp had invented something to do the job for him, as usual. In fact, he had secretly sent it off for mass production and had made a small fortune.

Nami was far too ladylike to do that sort of thing anywhere. But she still had the occasional urge to, well…do it. So, much like Franky, she would excuse herself to the bathroom.

Zoro did actually display some decorum in this area, though it was only because he had been screamed at by the Blonde on numerous occasions.

Luffy just didn’t know, he did it instinctually and anywhere he pleased, whenever he felt like it.

However, when Sanji had bought that new non-bio fabric softener at the next island, no-one had to scratch that itch anymore.

In fact, it was only Zoro and Luffy who still felt the urge to scratch their arses whenever they damn well pleased. Much to the consternation of those who wanted to do it but just couldn’t because it just wasn’t polite to.

But that didn’t mean that they wouldn’t indulge.

Comments

[hinas-otaku.livejournal.com]

XD I knew right from the start that it wasn't going to be what it looked like... but I still got a good laugh when I reached the punchline! How I would love to see Usopp's arse-scratcher in the shops (Marketing campaign: "as used by the great Sogeking"..?)

Also it gladdens my British heart to see I'm not the only one who remembers how to spell "arse" properly!

[irrelevant.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* So, so IC for all of them.

[marcha-chwan.livejournal.com]

Masterfull! Genius!

[yominator.livejournal.com]

AH! My rain made it R well before the end!

[v-l-c.livejournal.com]

LOL I was totaly fooled! That was unexpected which is great! ♥

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

(snickers)

[hypnosprostatis.livejournal.com]

I was fooled until salad fork! ^^;

[cosmiko-ling.livejournal.com]

XD I read this with my mind in the gutter and my eyebrow raised. :D Somewhere along the way I was suspecting that it would not turn out how it appears to be, but the actual answer was still unexpected and the end cracked me up.