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onepieceyaoi100Title: The Story of My Life As A Ninja, Which Is Rather Short Because I Chose A Career Change Less Than An Hour Later
Topic: unseen
Rating: safe!
Pairing: Luffy/Usopp, Sanji
Word Count: 235
A/N: Because Usopp's delusional mindset is just so entertaining.
He was stealthy. Quieter than a mouse. In fact, he was so quiet that mice were jealous of him. When flies conversed, they used his name in the analogy of 'being a fly on the wall.' Yes, for them, it was 'being an Usopp on the wall.'
He was quick like a ninja. No, he was quicker than most ninja. He could get in, snatch the prize a whole hour before his presence was even noticed, and sneak out and be home free just like THAT.
He had mimicry skills that made even nymphs jealous. He could make himself a boulder right before your very eyes and you would believe that boulder was already there and that you never even saw a man in your path.
He was so light on his feet that birds were convinced he could fly. He - he was flying through the air, the side of his face hurting from the powerful kick that had been delivered mere seconds before.
"How many times to I have to tell you shit heads to stay out of my kitchen! Dinner will be ready when its READY!"
Yes, he was The Great and Powerful (and very much loved - as Luffy had been most generous in proving before the mission) Ninja Captaa~ain Usopp. And he was never obeying his Captain's orders to try and sneak a snack out of Sanji's kitchen ever again.
Topic: unseen
Rating: safe!
Pairing: Luffy/Usopp, Sanji
Word Count: 235
A/N: Because Usopp's delusional mindset is just so entertaining.
He was stealthy. Quieter than a mouse. In fact, he was so quiet that mice were jealous of him. When flies conversed, they used his name in the analogy of 'being a fly on the wall.' Yes, for them, it was 'being an Usopp on the wall.'
He was quick like a ninja. No, he was quicker than most ninja. He could get in, snatch the prize a whole hour before his presence was even noticed, and sneak out and be home free just like THAT.
He had mimicry skills that made even nymphs jealous. He could make himself a boulder right before your very eyes and you would believe that boulder was already there and that you never even saw a man in your path.
He was so light on his feet that birds were convinced he could fly. He - he was flying through the air, the side of his face hurting from the powerful kick that had been delivered mere seconds before.
"How many times to I have to tell you shit heads to stay out of my kitchen! Dinner will be ready when its READY!"
Yes, he was The Great and Powerful (and very much loved - as Luffy had been most generous in proving before the mission) Ninja Captaa~ain Usopp. And he was never obeying his Captain's orders to try and sneak a snack out of Sanji's kitchen ever again.
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