onepieceyaoi100 | (no subject)

Title: Kinito
Topic: Playing games
Rating: G
Word Count: 201
Pairing: Coby/Helmeppo

The Naval forces on shore leave were a force to be reckoned with. Coby should have known that drinking with the entire midshipman’s brigade would lead to this but finding himself with blurred vision, slurred speech and about as even a balance as a rickety table, something still didn’t add up.

“Helmeppo, why am I so drunk?” he asked, propped up by Helmeppo’s shoulders.

“’Cause you’re a lightweight who has never drunk anything stronger than lemonade,” replied Helmeppo, adding as an afterthought, “And there was more vodka in yours than orange.”

This did not compute. So Coby asked again, “Helmeppo, why am I so drunk?”

“’Cause you tried to kid me that two dice could add up to a total of 30.”

Dice. Hmm. That made sense. He remembered something about a drinking game involving dice, how much they added up to and him failing spectacularly to lie about how much they added up to. Still didn’t make sense though.

“Helmeppo, why am I so drunk?”

Helmeppo finally got them both through the door to their room, dropped Coby on to the bed and replied, “’Cause I can always tell when you’re lying.” Then he kissed him to shut him up.