onepieceyaoi100

Title: Swallow
Rating: PG-13 for some very notable innuendos
Word Count: 153
Pairing: ZoLu (this comm has corrupted me into writing defined pairings. Woe.)
Topic: Playing Games
Summary: Playing games with Luffy often leads to a frustrated Zoro.
A/N: n/a ~~*chortles at her own joke*~~

“PIRATE KING ME!”

“Luffy, we’re not playing checkers.”

“Na? But I got the One Piece. You gotta make me Pirate King now.”

“One what—? Luffy there is no One Piece in ches—”

“Oi, Zoro, what’s this piece do?”

“Che. That’s a rook. It’s supposed to— GAH! LUFFY. Don’t eat the pieces.”

“Mggghhpghnnnngh?”

“Because. They ain’t mine. Now spit those out before Usopp comes looking for his board—ARGH, I said to spit it out! Spit it out now or—”

Swallow.

“…yuck. They’re kinda greasy.”

“Can’t say I’m surprised OI, DON’T LICK THE BOARD.”

“But there were crumbs on it!”

“OKAY. THAT’S IT. NEW GAME.”

“New game? What game? Zoro, what game? What—ooooooooohhhhh…”

“Hn.”

“Nnngggghhh... I think I like this game better…”

“Good because we’re gonna find a better use for that big mouth of yours.”

“Stupid!”

“Noisy.”

Shuffle, shuffle.

“Naaaa, Zoro… I’m allowed to swallow in this game right?”