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onepieceyaoi100Title: Win!
Topic: Anti-
Word Count: 40 + 40
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Disclaimer: *sigh* Characters not mine. *pout*
Summary: Meanwhile, over in the Real World (game-playing) Universe, somebody missed something somewhere. Maybe a few somethings.
Excuse/Notes: Totally the cubs' fault. Except for the part where DH brought the games home. I think it's the Grand Battle they've been playing that's causing my disbelief meter to peg so badly. [Whatever happened to Sanji's kishidou?] Anyway, the situation was far too perfect for the topic not to spoof...
~~~
"Hey, you guys, whatcha doing?"
"Playin' the battle tourney game. Sanji's totally kicking Nami's butt."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. He already beat Robin; she's in third..."
"Ah. Okay, you kids have fun then."
"'Kay! Hey, gimme that back, I had it first..."
~~~
rat-a-tat-tat smack smack whump *shimmer!* th-whump
"Hey, you guys still playing in there?"
"Yeah! Hey, Kuina's alive!"
"She is?"
"Yeah, but she was easy."
"Oh?"
"Well, first Zolo almost beat her, but then Sanji did beat her."
"Ohhh, 'kay, then."
Topic: Anti-
Word Count: 40 + 40
Rating: PG
Pairing: N/A
Disclaimer: *sigh* Characters not mine. *pout*
Summary: Meanwhile, over in the Real World (game-playing) Universe, somebody missed something somewhere. Maybe a few somethings.
Excuse/Notes: Totally the cubs' fault. Except for the part where DH brought the games home. I think it's the Grand Battle they've been playing that's causing my disbelief meter to peg so badly. [Whatever happened to Sanji's kishidou?] Anyway, the situation was far too perfect for the topic not to spoof...
~~~
"Hey, you guys, whatcha doing?"
"Playin' the battle tourney game. Sanji's totally kicking Nami's butt."
"Oh?"
"Yeah. He already beat Robin; she's in third..."
"Ah. Okay, you kids have fun then."
"'Kay! Hey, gimme that back, I had it first..."
~~~
rat-a-tat-tat smack smack whump *shimmer!* th-whump
"Hey, you guys still playing in there?"
"Yeah! Hey, Kuina's alive!"
"She is?"
"Yeah, but she was easy."
"Oh?"
"Well, first Zolo almost beat her, but then Sanji did beat her."
"Ohhh, 'kay, then."
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Date: 2007-09-03 04:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-05 02:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-05 05:14 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-03 07:49 pm (UTC)But for once he's the best. So that makes it alright, after all Sanji, the girls love a dominant guy who makes her feel like
roadkilla princess!*cough*
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Date: 2007-09-05 02:52 am (UTC)roadkilla princess, nah? ;)no subject
Date: 2007-09-03 10:25 pm (UTC)Kuina.
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Date: 2007-09-05 02:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-09-06 03:56 am (UTC)hee. Kuina was a easy character to beat though.
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Date: 2007-09-06 12:42 pm (UTC):) Thanks!