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Title: Traumatized
Topic: mask
Rating: safe!
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Word Count: 189
A/N: I apologize to any Zoro/Usopp fans that may be out there...
Lunch had ended not even half an hour ago, and Zoro was feeling a little frisky. His super special awesome swordsman senses were telling him that his favorite sex toy was in the galley, presumably washing dishes, so to the galley he headed, confident that the love cook would be more than willing to help him scratch this itch.
Sneaking in quietly, Zoro kept his presence silent until he wrapped his arms around suit-clad hips and pressed the beginnings of his erection against a firm ass and whispered, "You're not too busy, are you?"
A head swiveled around, and much to Zoro's shock, he was presented with the face of Usopp instead of his beloved Sanji.
Brain circuits shorting out and unable to compute such a horrendous (and mood killing) mistake, the swordsman let out an undignified squawk before stumbling back and tripping over his own feet, only to promptly pass out as his head hit the floor.
Blinking, Sanj pushed the mask of the crew's sharpshooter up off his face and stared down at his out-cold lover on the ground.
Really, some people just couldn't take a joke.
Topic: mask
Rating: safe!
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Word Count: 189
A/N: I apologize to any Zoro/Usopp fans that may be out there...
Lunch had ended not even half an hour ago, and Zoro was feeling a little frisky. His super special awesome swordsman senses were telling him that his favorite sex toy was in the galley, presumably washing dishes, so to the galley he headed, confident that the love cook would be more than willing to help him scratch this itch.
Sneaking in quietly, Zoro kept his presence silent until he wrapped his arms around suit-clad hips and pressed the beginnings of his erection against a firm ass and whispered, "You're not too busy, are you?"
A head swiveled around, and much to Zoro's shock, he was presented with the face of Usopp instead of his beloved Sanji.
Brain circuits shorting out and unable to compute such a horrendous (and mood killing) mistake, the swordsman let out an undignified squawk before stumbling back and tripping over his own feet, only to promptly pass out as his head hit the floor.
Blinking, Sanj pushed the mask of the crew's sharpshooter up off his face and stared down at his out-cold lover on the ground.
Really, some people just couldn't take a joke.
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Date: 2010-10-26 03:20 pm (UTC)I'm kinda -chuckle- unlucky right now for having such a vivid imagination!
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*dies*