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onepieceyaoi100Edit: Took bluepard-sama's advice and moved stuff around in "Matchmaker" <_>
Title: Matchmaker
Rating: Sucky! ...er, PG13....
Pairing: ZoroxSanji, Nami+Vivi
Wordcount: 169 (ironic, no?)
Comments: *quail* I couldn't help but put some yuri in here! It enslaves me... *heart eye*
"It really wasn't supposed to turn out like this... " the princess mumbled.
"You, of all people... got them in bed with each other?" Nami fought a snicker. Vivi looked scandalized.
"I wasn't trying to! it's just... well... they always look at each other, they give each other little extra glances..." The navigator nodded as she smirked, she never thought it possible to pile unresolved sexual tension up that high, then again anything can happen on the grand line. A cheshire grin sprang up on her face
"You mean when they fuck each other with their eyes?"
"Nami!"
"Oh come on, I bet they've done this before! I mean... did that sound like inexperience?" Unable to prevent it, She cackled at Vivi's scarlet face.
"Well... er... I wouldn't be a good judge.... um..." With something a little more sinister than a fond smile, Nami drew closer to Vivi.
"Really? Hmmm... lets leave them to their naked wrestling, shall we?"
"... Nami, why are you looking at me like that...?" Silence reigned for a fair few seconds.
"Eep!"
Title: Drat! Foiled Again!
Rating: Hard R, not NC17 'cause I'm a wuss
Pairing: ShanksxBen
Wordcount: 300
Comments: the world needs more Shanks/Ben.
Buggy rubbed his hands together, and cackled internally as he slinked about the unfamiliar ship. Finally, revenge crept within his reach! All he had to do was locate the captains quarters, an easy task. A familiar, near illegible scrawl proclaimed "Go away!" on an oak door. Buggy snorted, then grinned, ready to follow his plan. The doorknob turned without protest, and he prepared to attack. However, any threatening words he intended to say died on his lips. The flimsy bed frame rattled with every movement, a month old and already cracked. Moans, gasping breaths, and choked whispers swam through the heated air, unchecked. He gaped for a long moment, watching Shank's scarred brow twitch with each rocking movement. A leather strap bound the pair of large, yet slender wrists; which belonged to the black haired man Buggy knew to be Ben Beckman. The pair had yet to notice his silent yet gaudily obvious presence, and his eyes could not seem to pry themselves from the sweatslicked bodies. His his ears could not block the stilted grunts, the soft gasps, or mellifluous moans. He awkwardly cleared his throat, speaking to himself rather than those who carried out their brisk sport.
"Er... I'll just... come back to kill you later. Ok?" a pause lenghened, which the bedded two filled with their impassioned, guttural sounds of lovemaking, "Ok." He swallowed, quietly closed the door, and sneaked back to his dingy. Maybe there he could figure out why that made his pants so damn tight....
"So who was he?" Ben murmured as a match flickered to life.
"Oh, that was Buggy! He's an old crewmate of mine! Still dunno why he's mad at me...I'll ask him when he comes back." Ben took a post-coital drag.
"It's truly amazing you've survived this long."
"You're Mean..."
Title:
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Sanji's handxSanji, Zoro + Sanji
Wordcount: 167
Comments: this is probably the manifestation of all the masturbation fics there've been with ZoSan O_o
This is... actually the first NC17 thin i've ever posted... I think, anyway... >_> *pegs it up before she looses her nerve*
Zoro was drunk. Someone might even say he was inebriated to the point of not being Zoro any more. It was harder to ignore what the cook was doing now. He very nearly pouted, opting instead to let his gaze wander to the stupid blond. Speaking of blond... His eyes traveled down the slightly curled streak of nigh-invisible hairs. The cook's hands appeared suprisingly graceful in the soft glow of the shadows. The thin, slender digits curled around his cock, the other hand occupied itself in muffling the groans he emitted. Like clockwork, Zoro heard it every night. Before, he'd saved the information for a later revenge, now he wanted to break up the "lovers", for some arbitrary reason. Never one to fight an impulse, he sat up, as quickly as his swimming vision would allow. The shit-cook choked softly, eyes wide as he hurriedly tucked his erection away. Like a boozed up cat, he crept over to purr into Sanji's ear.
"Let me help you with that..."
Title: Matchmaker
Rating: Sucky! ...er, PG13....
Pairing: ZoroxSanji, Nami+Vivi
Wordcount: 169 (ironic, no?)
Comments: *quail* I couldn't help but put some yuri in here! It enslaves me... *heart eye*
"It really wasn't supposed to turn out like this... " the princess mumbled.
"You, of all people... got them in bed with each other?" Nami fought a snicker. Vivi looked scandalized.
"I wasn't trying to! it's just... well... they always look at each other, they give each other little extra glances..." The navigator nodded as she smirked, she never thought it possible to pile unresolved sexual tension up that high, then again anything can happen on the grand line. A cheshire grin sprang up on her face
"You mean when they fuck each other with their eyes?"
"Nami!"
"Oh come on, I bet they've done this before! I mean... did that sound like inexperience?" Unable to prevent it, She cackled at Vivi's scarlet face.
"Well... er... I wouldn't be a good judge.... um..." With something a little more sinister than a fond smile, Nami drew closer to Vivi.
"Really? Hmmm... lets leave them to their naked wrestling, shall we?"
"... Nami, why are you looking at me like that...?" Silence reigned for a fair few seconds.
"Eep!"
Title: Drat! Foiled Again!
Rating: Hard R, not NC17 'cause I'm a wuss
Pairing: ShanksxBen
Wordcount: 300
Comments: the world needs more Shanks/Ben.
Buggy rubbed his hands together, and cackled internally as he slinked about the unfamiliar ship. Finally, revenge crept within his reach! All he had to do was locate the captains quarters, an easy task. A familiar, near illegible scrawl proclaimed "Go away!" on an oak door. Buggy snorted, then grinned, ready to follow his plan. The doorknob turned without protest, and he prepared to attack. However, any threatening words he intended to say died on his lips. The flimsy bed frame rattled with every movement, a month old and already cracked. Moans, gasping breaths, and choked whispers swam through the heated air, unchecked. He gaped for a long moment, watching Shank's scarred brow twitch with each rocking movement. A leather strap bound the pair of large, yet slender wrists; which belonged to the black haired man Buggy knew to be Ben Beckman. The pair had yet to notice his silent yet gaudily obvious presence, and his eyes could not seem to pry themselves from the sweatslicked bodies. His his ears could not block the stilted grunts, the soft gasps, or mellifluous moans. He awkwardly cleared his throat, speaking to himself rather than those who carried out their brisk sport.
"Er... I'll just... come back to kill you later. Ok?" a pause lenghened, which the bedded two filled with their impassioned, guttural sounds of lovemaking, "Ok." He swallowed, quietly closed the door, and sneaked back to his dingy. Maybe there he could figure out why that made his pants so damn tight....
"So who was he?" Ben murmured as a match flickered to life.
"Oh, that was Buggy! He's an old crewmate of mine! Still dunno why he's mad at me...I'll ask him when he comes back." Ben took a post-coital drag.
"It's truly amazing you've survived this long."
"You're Mean..."
Title:
Rating: NC17
Pairing: Sanji's handxSanji, Zoro + Sanji
Wordcount: 167
Comments: this is probably the manifestation of all the masturbation fics there've been with ZoSan O_o
This is... actually the first NC17 thin i've ever posted... I think, anyway... >_> *pegs it up before she looses her nerve*
Zoro was drunk. Someone might even say he was inebriated to the point of not being Zoro any more. It was harder to ignore what the cook was doing now. He very nearly pouted, opting instead to let his gaze wander to the stupid blond. Speaking of blond... His eyes traveled down the slightly curled streak of nigh-invisible hairs. The cook's hands appeared suprisingly graceful in the soft glow of the shadows. The thin, slender digits curled around his cock, the other hand occupied itself in muffling the groans he emitted. Like clockwork, Zoro heard it every night. Before, he'd saved the information for a later revenge, now he wanted to break up the "lovers", for some arbitrary reason. Never one to fight an impulse, he sat up, as quickly as his swimming vision would allow. The shit-cook choked softly, eyes wide as he hurriedly tucked his erection away. Like a boozed up cat, he crept over to purr into Sanji's ear.
"Let me help you with that..."
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Date: 2004-06-30 03:42 pm (UTC)"Er... I'll just... come back to kill you later. Ok?"
WHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
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Date: 2004-06-30 09:03 pm (UTC)One problem with the first one, though. I kept reading the lines as being said by the other person. See, like:
"you, of all people... got them in bed with each other?" Vivi looked scandalized.
Sounds like Vivi's the one talking.
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Date: 2004-07-01 02:50 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-06-30 09:15 pm (UTC)