*giggle* I think they could make beautiful cakes together.

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Title: He felt pretty and witty and ga- … bright!
Rating: C, for cracky-content
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Sanji/ Kimura
Topic: Crossover (cookies to the person who guesses the cross-over-partner!)


He wasn’t quite sure how he ended up in this place, but he knew for sure that he wasn’t on Sunny anymore.

He also knew was that the very small girl sitting next to him had two very strange pigtails.

They jiggled at him.

Mockingly.

Everytime she said ‘Miss Yellow’ to him.

They did it again when the girl on the other side of him nodded very seriously at him and said ~

“Don’t worry, when I first turned up they called me Osaka.”

“Osa…ka?”

He knew he shouldn’t have answered, but that vacant stare reminded him of a certain captain…

“Yeah, but you say it like this. Osaka. Say it with me. O-Sa-ka.”

“O-Sa-Ka.”

Why was he here again? And why was that weird old man staring at him?

“Oh don’t mind Mr. Kimura, he’s always like that, and besides, he’s just covering for Miss. Yukari today.”

He was definitely not happy with the way that creepy old geezer was eying up his legs- wait, was he wearing a…a skirt!?!

A text book flew across the room, completely un-noticed by Kimura as it smacked him in the back of the head. He snapped around to glare at the thrower.

“Hey Yellow-girl! Bet you can’t run as fast as me!”

He raised an eyebrow and asked himself how the hell he’d managed to end up in this place.

“Tomo, leave the new-girl alone. Sorry Miss Yellow, she’s always like-“

“Silence Yomi! This will be an epic battle! Yellow, me, track, right after class!”

‘Tomo’ was standing, foot on desk, fists clenched and shaking violently. He had an uncontrollable urge to yell Marimo, only to realise that she was neither green haired, nor Zoro.

“Are you okay Miss Yellow?”

The pigtails jiggled again...

...they knew something he didn't.

He knew it.

Comments

[fenm.livejournal.com]

I know the anime being referenced but the partner...? I don't get that. I'm not seeing a partner...
[reaches for kitty]
[gets bit]

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

*bandages* have you got your tetnus shots? :3

hehe...Osaka...

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Silliness!! Fun Azumanga daioh wackiness!

Re: hehe...Osaka...

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Cookies! Showered upon you! with much chocolate-chippage!

BANZAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crossxknight.livejournal.com]

gotta love the Kimura reference. anyway that was awesome, keep it up. Liked how you chose two complete opposite characters for your crossover. hopefully, I'll get something out too...meheheh

Re: BANZAI !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Because Sanji just wins in a school uniform and a cheeky smile ^_^

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

The pigtails - detachable and probably rechargeable - are aiming to take over the world. We all know it.

[fenm.livejournal.com]

Shh! Don't tell anyone. It's a secret...

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

Do you think perona's can do that? Hey, they can have a sleepover and swap their pigtails around! Chiyo could control ghosts! D:

[fenm.livejournal.com]

That's. Just. Wrong.

[cptn-shinigami.livejournal.com]

IT'S THE FATHER! *cries in a corner* And Chiyo thought she was helping Sanji fit in... XD

IT'S ZEFF-OTOUSAN! *flees screaming*

[cosmiko-ling.livejournal.com]

Nice~! XD

[vampire-otaku.livejournal.com]

... Just so you know, almond milk isn't meant to be shot out of anyone's nose, especially when that anyone scrolls down and finds this staring at them in the middle of the night. XD; Wooooooow...

LOVE

[cosmiko-ling.livejournal.com]

Great job with the Azumanga Daioh voices~~ ♥ Especially liked Osaka's, and lol @ listed pairing. XD

[lizmun.livejournal.com]

I was all like... "they didn't... oh gods they did! What have I unleased?"
Still, this is pure uber quality crack!
I must find your dealer! XD
Love it!