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[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

Title: You Got SERVED
Rating: safe
Word Count: 147
Pairing: none.
Topic: crossover (Pirates of the Caribbean...again)

SMACK!!

Captain Jack Sparrow scowled in confusion before fixing his head to look at the two ladies before him. Well, one lady now, seeing as how the redhead was currently storming off.

"Now, hang on, I'm not sure I deserved-"

SMACK!!

...SMACK SMACK SMACK!!!

Jack nearly spun in a circle as three more hands seemed to appear out of nowhere after the initial one.

Quickly recovering his bearings, Jack's eyes widened in panic at the furious blond now stomping over.

Hands up before him in surrender, Jack stumbled back a few paces. "Now, Sanji, let's be reasonable for a moment-"

"What the hell did you do to Nami-swan and Robin-chwan?!?!?"

SMACK!!!!!

This slap sent the poor captain flying into a nearby pile of ropes and barrels.

Not bothering to try and remove himself from the mess, Jack sighed quietly to himself.

"That one, I think I deserved..."

Comments

[helendragon.livejournal.com]

He he, awesomeness!!

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

*^_^*

[helendragon.livejournal.com]

Thanks!!

[lizmun.livejournal.com]

*in a gigglefit*
I'm happy you did another one...
Let's just hope that Luffy NEVER invites him to be their nakama....

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

I think if Jack ever did become their nakama, he'd just give up at some point because the crew is just too weird.

[lizmun.livejournal.com]

He'd probably leave after seeing how much personal damage each one takes when they fight. Especially Usopp and Zoro; they seem to get the most damage out of all of them. ^_^;;

Crack-filled scene:
Zoro: *Glaring at Jack, and unsheathing several of his swords* "But why... is the rum gone?"

[ahja-reyn.livejournal.com]

LOL! That would totally work!! (goes to see if she can crank out yet another drabble)