Overcooked

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

Title: Overcooked
Rating: PG-13 for language and OOC
Pairing: ZoSan
Words: 264

Notes: Not exactly on topic...I started with clothes, but it soon got out of hand...



Sanji undid his tie, tossed it over one hook of his hammock, unbuttoned his collar and considered for hardly a second before pulling off the shirt as well. Even that exertion was enough to raise a sweat; the cabin was sweltering in this recently summer climate. He wiped his brow. "Ah, I'm too fucking hot."

"Yeah, you are. Want to?"

The cook stared at Zoro so long whole seasons could have gone by. "What?" Zoro finally asked, irritably. "Haven't you ever been propositioned before, you shit cook?"

"Not--not by a guy!"

Now Zoro stared, until Sanji's ears went mauve. "Well, not by a girl, either--but it's bound to happen someday!"

"Unless you're gay."

"Right, unless I'm--I'm not gay!"

"I never said you were."

"Well, uh...good."

"I am, though. You game?"

"You can't just--just ask it like that," Sanji said, desperately, and a little breathless, what with the broiling temperatures, and Zoro's tongue flicking against his neck. "Where's your sense of style? That's not a proposition. Not even a pick-up line?"

"Uh." Zoro pulled back enough to look him up and down. "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

"That's hardly--"

"Show you how to pick-up," Zoro growled, and proceeded to.

"B-but--" Difficult to properly articulate anything in this...heat. And all.

"Y'know," Zoro stopped long enough to say, "girls love the gay boys."

"They do?"

"Oh yeah. You ever looked at Nami's magazines? Not the newspapers, the ones she keeps under her bed."

"Well...in that case..." After all, there wasn't really anything you could do about the weather. "Maybe a little bit..."

Comments

[inu-neko.livejournal.com]

Mwuahaha, this deserves an evil grin. ...you should write this more often. >D
Zoro is so charming. X3

..ah, I should be leaving for AX now. whoosh~!

[vejiicakes.livejournal.com]

Hey, if Zoro came up to me and said that about my boots, I know I'd jump in the sack with him! Given, he'd probably only say that if I were a guy, but it's the principle of the matter ^^

Really neato!! XD

[bulletxproof.livejournal.com]

"Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?"

That line made my day. x)

[xparrot.livejournal.com]

I have to confess, that line's actually from a friend, who's of the opinion these things should be succinct ^_^

[akai2kuroi.livejournal.com]

geee ! I didn't know drabble could be that fun. the "shoes" line is gorgeous, I'll make sure to use it someday XD

[luzkun.livejournal.com]

Wow. When you make Zoro the aggressor, you really pull no bones about it.

The dialogue was marvelous and shoes bit cracked me up.

[anyjen.livejournal.com]

"girls love the gay boys."

...you know, that might be just the right argument to convince Sanji to be gay. Just so he could attract girls. Oh, the dilemma. XD