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onepieceyaoi100Title: Mail-order-husband
Rating: G for grin!
Word Count: 261
Pairing: Smoker/Ace
Topic: Toys (relevance? hopefully enough there XD)
A/N: Yeah, this actually happened to me (see post over on OPY for details)
Smoker looked at the figure and tried to work out exactly why his subordinate found it so offensive.
She made an irritated noise at him, confirming that she was as vexed as he believed her to be but not actually confirming why she found it so ‘offensive’.
“It’s my name! My name on that box with that…that criminal inside!”
Flushed red made Tashigi surprisingly fetching. But only from Hina’s point of view.
Speaking of which the aforementioned (who was leaning over his shoulder and taking as much pleasure out of the box as Tashigi was not) grinned at him and tapped the box.
“Hina see’s Portgas found a way to send Smoker a gift through the customs ‘search and dispose’ section.”
“They should check it more thoroughly! I’ll go and see to that now, sir!” Tashigi pushed up her glasses and stomped out of the room, only to trip over the bubble-wrap the item came wrapped in.
“Hina thinks it’s a very good likeness.”
Smoker placed the box on the table and suddenly had an image flash through his mind. His eye twitched and Hina raised a delicate eyebrow.
“What is it?”
Smoker decided that he would never, ever let anyone know what had just crossed his mind. He shoved the offending object into Hina’s arms and skulked off.
Ace in Tashigi’s uniform was never ever going to be wiped clean from his mind. And when he next laid eyes on the Fire-user he’d find that box again and stick it up somewhere unpleasant…after he’d finished with it first of course…
Rating: G for grin!
Word Count: 261
Pairing: Smoker/Ace
Topic: Toys (relevance? hopefully enough there XD)
A/N: Yeah, this actually happened to me (see post over on OPY for details)
Smoker looked at the figure and tried to work out exactly why his subordinate found it so offensive.
She made an irritated noise at him, confirming that she was as vexed as he believed her to be but not actually confirming why she found it so ‘offensive’.
“It’s my name! My name on that box with that…that criminal inside!”
Flushed red made Tashigi surprisingly fetching. But only from Hina’s point of view.
Speaking of which the aforementioned (who was leaning over his shoulder and taking as much pleasure out of the box as Tashigi was not) grinned at him and tapped the box.
“Hina see’s Portgas found a way to send Smoker a gift through the customs ‘search and dispose’ section.”
“They should check it more thoroughly! I’ll go and see to that now, sir!” Tashigi pushed up her glasses and stomped out of the room, only to trip over the bubble-wrap the item came wrapped in.
“Hina thinks it’s a very good likeness.”
Smoker placed the box on the table and suddenly had an image flash through his mind. His eye twitched and Hina raised a delicate eyebrow.
“What is it?”
Smoker decided that he would never, ever let anyone know what had just crossed his mind. He shoved the offending object into Hina’s arms and skulked off.
Ace in Tashigi’s uniform was never ever going to be wiped clean from his mind. And when he next laid eyes on the Fire-user he’d find that box again and stick it up somewhere unpleasant…after he’d finished with it first of course…
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Date: 2007-11-08 04:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-08 10:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-09 03:15 am (UTC)(Next fic? Meh, I'm trying to finish a gen OP fic, and a CP9-centric one, and work on my ofic, and not go insane, that'd about sum up my present efforts)
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Date: 2007-11-08 04:29 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-08 10:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2007-11-08 10:10 pm (UTC)Though I feel more for smoker. He wants the real thing too :3
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Date: 2007-11-09 02:52 am (UTC)lol This was my favorite line. It's so Tashigi. XD