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onepieceyaoi100Title: Down With Flourish
Rating: R. If only for the A/N...
Word Count: 294
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: "Accidental" kiss
A/N: Yes, he fell on my lips. Just like you fell on his dick. Repeatedly.
The entire crew had seen it coming.
Zoro had snuck around to the fridge to grab a drink and Sanji had been too busy banging pots and serenading the girls to notice.
Two minutes later, Sanji was down from his love-sick high, and Zoro was still there, trying to replace the drink as silently as possible.
Both men moved at the same time - Sanji turning to bring the dishes to the table, Zoro standing to get out of the kitchen as fast as possible. As if in slow motion, one foot was entangled with another, limbs somehow locked, backs twisted, eyes widened, and just before they went down in a large tangle of man, the cook somehow miraculously managed to safely deposit the food in his hands on the counter in a selfless effort to save everyone's dinner.
It had been at some point between the eyes widening and the food being transported to safety that their lips met and the kiss happened.
Everyone waited in tense silence, the same thoughts running through their heads. After so many near-happenings, the encounter finally took place. No waking up in the nick of time, no Devil's Fruit effects wearing off, the destined moment finally occured.
Oh Lord, the fights they had after the near misses were bad enough. Would the Straw Hats still have a galley when this one was over? Should they grab their food and run? Because any second now feet and swords would be flying.
Yep...any second now...
Any...
Usopp inched his way over to the counter and grabbed his plate, pausing long enough to look over.
Eyes widening in shock, he nearly choked on the roll he had stuffed into his mouth. "ACCIDENT MY ASS!! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO EAT HERE!!!"
Rating: R. If only for the A/N...
Word Count: 294
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Topic: "Accidental" kiss
A/N: Yes, he fell on my lips. Just like you fell on his dick. Repeatedly.
The entire crew had seen it coming.
Zoro had snuck around to the fridge to grab a drink and Sanji had been too busy banging pots and serenading the girls to notice.
Two minutes later, Sanji was down from his love-sick high, and Zoro was still there, trying to replace the drink as silently as possible.
Both men moved at the same time - Sanji turning to bring the dishes to the table, Zoro standing to get out of the kitchen as fast as possible. As if in slow motion, one foot was entangled with another, limbs somehow locked, backs twisted, eyes widened, and just before they went down in a large tangle of man, the cook somehow miraculously managed to safely deposit the food in his hands on the counter in a selfless effort to save everyone's dinner.
It had been at some point between the eyes widening and the food being transported to safety that their lips met and the kiss happened.
Everyone waited in tense silence, the same thoughts running through their heads. After so many near-happenings, the encounter finally took place. No waking up in the nick of time, no Devil's Fruit effects wearing off, the destined moment finally occured.
Oh Lord, the fights they had after the near misses were bad enough. Would the Straw Hats still have a galley when this one was over? Should they grab their food and run? Because any second now feet and swords would be flying.
Yep...any second now...
Any...
Usopp inched his way over to the counter and grabbed his plate, pausing long enough to look over.
Eyes widening in shock, he nearly choked on the roll he had stuffed into his mouth. "ACCIDENT MY ASS!! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO EAT HERE!!!"
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Date: 2008-01-03 01:39 am (UTC)Bwahahahahaha! Priceless!
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Date: 2008-01-03 05:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-03 05:07 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-03 05:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-03 11:00 am (UTC)So who won the pool?
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Date: 2008-01-03 05:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-01-16 03:16 am (UTC)And XDD! The whole drabble is amusing beyond belief. Verily well constructed too, and I love the mounting tension ...Until Usopp manages to dispel it (who else, indeeed? XD)
Thanks for the share! Definitely to faves :)!
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Date: 2008-01-24 09:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-03 11:08 pm (UTC)THAT ALMOST KILLED MMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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i mean from laughing sniker!!!
that was great thanks for writing!!!!!!