onepieceyaoi100 | It's not Shota I swear! D:

Title:Bedtime story
Pairing:None really.Kaku->Jyabura if you squint.
Rating: PG15 for Jyabura's swearing
Word Count:326,even with editing D:
Topic: Kids
A/N:Takes place 10 years before the CP9 arc.Went by Wiki's CP9's page for ages so if they seem off, please tell me.

"Jyabura-san?" asked Kaku one night. "Can you kill a person in a minute?"
Jyabura turned to his side and gave the 13 year old a look."You can't kill anybody in a damn minute.You know how long it takes a person to die? At least 3 minutes!"
"Wow...really? But I heard it could only take one."
"Who told you that shit?"
"Lucci.He said he killed 30 guys in a minute."
"Bullshit.He's probably just wants you guys to think he's cool."
"Maybe, maybe not."
"Whatever.Now go back to your room.I'm very tired."
"Do I have to?" whined Kaku."I'm not tired!"
"It's past 11!Go to bed!" said Jyabura,annoyed now. Then he got a quick idea."Unless you want the monster to come and getcha."

Kaku's eyes got really big."M-Monster?"
"Yeah it lives underneath the bridge and it eats up bad agents that don't do missions throughly or go to bed on time," Jyabura said, sitting up.
"R-really?"
"Really.It's said to be a weird King Bull,but many people have seen different."
"Have you ever seen it?"
"Yep.It looked like a wolf to me.Saw it ate up a couple of guys,but that was a couple years ago.Who knows.It could be gone... or..."
"Or what?" asked Kaku, more intensely and bit pale.
"Or...It could still be living there," said Jyabura, showing a toothy grin."Now I suggest you be a good little agent and head to bed."

"Okay.." said Kaku getting up slowly."Um..Jyabura-san?"
"What square nose?"
"Can you walk me to my room?"
"Will you let me sleep then?"
"Yes," nodded Kaku.
"Fine..." sighed Jyabura, standing up."You know, you'll never get a mission if you keep acting like this."
"I will too!" said Kaku."And I'll be as braver than you when I get it."
"Yeah I like to see that," snorted Jyabura.

When he was almost to his room, Jyabura let out a howl and laughed as Kaku ran into his room.