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onepieceyaoi100Title: Babysitting
Pairing: Crackpairing! Mr. 3/Merry. Also Usopp/Kaya in the background.
Rating: G, nothing unpleasant here. XD
Word Count: 173
Topic: Kids
Note: Whether or not you take this pairing seriously... is entirely up to you. XD;
"Why did I agree to do this again?"
"Because you love me?"
"After today... that is no longer an excuse."
The two men stood amidst a veritable ocean of children--eight total--ranging in age from thirteen to two, and all quite obviously born of the same two parents.
Two parents who were, at the moment, far away on another island visiting old friends.
"But Oujousama can't find a good babysitter, so I... well, I thought we could help." The butler bent to pick up a four-year-old who was crying because her brother had flicked her long nose, and his partner scooped the two-year-old into his arms and began rocking him back and forth.
"...Merry?" the bespectacled man said tentatively after a few moments of the little blond toddler cuddling against his chest.
"Yes?"
"...We should have our own!"
Unfortunately, the tender moment between babysitter and charge was rudely interrupted when the sheepman fainted to the floor and immediately became the object of a rousing game of "build a fort on Merry."
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Pairing: Crackpairing! Mr. 3/Merry. Also Usopp/Kaya in the background.
Rating: G, nothing unpleasant here. XD
Word Count: 173
Topic: Kids
Note: Whether or not you take this pairing seriously... is entirely up to you. XD;
"Why did I agree to do this again?"
"Because you love me?"
"After today... that is no longer an excuse."
The two men stood amidst a veritable ocean of children--eight total--ranging in age from thirteen to two, and all quite obviously born of the same two parents.
Two parents who were, at the moment, far away on another island visiting old friends.
"But Oujousama can't find a good babysitter, so I... well, I thought we could help." The butler bent to pick up a four-year-old who was crying because her brother had flicked her long nose, and his partner scooped the two-year-old into his arms and began rocking him back and forth.
"...Merry?" the bespectacled man said tentatively after a few moments of the little blond toddler cuddling against his chest.
"Yes?"
"...We should have our own!"
Unfortunately, the tender moment between babysitter and charge was rudely interrupted when the sheepman fainted to the floor and immediately became the object of a rousing game of "build a fort on Merry."
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Date: 2008-02-07 03:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-02-07 04:12 am (UTC)Mr.3/Merry is the best crackpairing ever. 8D;
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Date: 2008-02-07 05:12 am (UTC)monsterwonderful thing since then. XDYou know you want to play "build a fort on Merry"!
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Date: 2008-02-07 05:36 am (UTC)Mr.3> I was serious you know...let up make sheep babies!
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Date: 2008-02-07 05:39 am (UTC)(Oh for serious Bean, I don't think you should count this fic as one of the possibilities this week, I'd feel like I was "bribing the judge" or something by writing our crackpairing brainchild. XD)
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Date: 2008-02-07 05:47 am (UTC)Mr.3> *pokes Merry gently* Hmmm perhaps not. I wonder if Miss Kaya would notice if we took one of hers...
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Date: 2008-02-07 06:00 am (UTC)Besides, they've all got blonde hair and long noses!no subject
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