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onepieceyaoi100My first post for the Bug themes
TITLE: YOU BUG ME, MARIMO! TOPIC: Bug
AUTHOR: mr_redrum
PAIRING: Sanji->Zoro
WARNING: PG
WORD COUNT: 254
NOTES: Really, there’s no new idea in this drabble. This is only about ZoSan annoyed to each other. My very much thank you for my dear ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif){kind=small}
kakairupowns-swan for the beta ^_^. Thank you.
From where he stood near the galley porthole, Sanji could see the form of Zoro’s body, still napping by leaning his green-haired head against the railing.
Suddenly, all he could remember was the weird dream that he had last night.
Rather annoyed, and with a spatula in his right hand, he quickly walked across the wooden deck and stopped dead right in front of the sleeping swordsman.
He raised his hand, and slammed the spatula down on top of Zoro’s head once.
He didn’t stir.
Again.
The stubborn man only rolled over.
And again. Rather hard this time.
It worked. Zoro opened his sleepy eyes, rubbing the bumps on his head with one palm.
“DAMN YOU COOK! The hell! What do you think you’re doing?!” he shouted angrily, rather annoyed that someone was bothering him during his nap time.
Sanji only frowned a moment before answering, “You BUG me, Marimo. That’s why.”
“So? You bug me too, cook. I’m just trying to take a peaceful nap, and suddenly you came and annoyed me with your weird attitude…”
That just made the weird dream he had last night flash again in the cook’s mind.
So, he hit the Marimo again. And again, and again, and again. All the while, muttering in his mind. Asshole. You shitt-swordsman. I’m sure they way I bug you is different from how you bug me. Don’t you know that I can’t sleep at night just because I’m afraid to have a wet dream about you again?!...
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Date: 2008-05-02 12:54 am (UTC)Wonder how would Zoro react when he heard about this =D
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Date: 2008-05-02 01:29 am (UTC)LOL,yeah zoro react when he heard about it would be very interesting,alright...
it would be like this,maybe?...
zoro:...so,you actually have a wet dream about me,cook?
sanji:(silent for a moment)...well,kinda...
zoro:oh...(looking like think very hard)...did I pinning your hand at the wall and fuck you hard in your dream?
sanji:(silent for a moment again)...well,yeah...
zoro:I see...did you enjoy it and scream like a girl when I do you,cook?
sanji:did you want this spatula digging through your face,marimo?
zoro:...well,no....so,...uhm...did you want me to fuck you in real,now?
sanji:well,okay...
LOL,sorry...this is only my perverted mind talking...again,thanks for reading!...
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Date: 2008-05-02 03:55 am (UTC)no no.. that's what most likely would happen.. LOL...
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Date: 2008-05-02 05:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-02 09:13 am (UTC)I bet he also have wet dream about Sanji, judging from the details he provided to Sanji XDDD
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Date: 2008-05-02 02:27 pm (UTC)zoro:...good...now,I want you to place your hand around my neck,cook...
sanji:(just did as zoro said)
zoro:...and place one of your legs at my shoulder...
sanji:(just did as zoro said)
zoro:...then place your other legs around my waist...
sanji:(just did as zoro said)
zoro:...now,try to bend your body backwards,cook...
sanji:(silent for a moment)...why suddenly I have the feeling that you ever done this before,marimo?
zoro:...yeah,kinda.the only different is you never stop to talk and just always do as I order you to do as your master...
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