ooooohhh sheeeet.
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Screaming stripshows.
Rating: SA once again! PG-13 for much cook-cursing.
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Anti-nakamaship, UsoppXSanji
Topic: Bug
He erupts out of bed, shrieking like All Blue didn't exist, the way he makes coffee makes his poor Robin~chwan vomit and Luffy had suddenly became a devout vegan.
"Shitty-Fucking-EeeeeEEEeeeeEEEEeeee!!!"
In less than a second the other guys had leapt from their beds in various states of undress, each armed and ready to beat the crap out of anyone who dared face them. Sanji had to give them credit for reaction time.
Weapons lowered, scowls emerged and Luffy practically wet himself laughing watching the cook jump and dance around screaming about evil, shedding clothes as he did so.
As a shirt flew across the room and landed on the snipers nose all other eyes fell on him.
"What the fuck? Why me?"
The stares grew, Franky raised an eyebrow thoughtfully.
"What's up with cook bro? I didn't know he gave screaming strip shows."
Zoro rubbed the bridge of his nose as the cooks trousers hit him full in the face - crotch first.
"He's bug-o-phobic. Sissy can't stand 'em." At the musicians look he rearranged the trousers, wrapping the legs around his neck like a scarf. "But yeah, he gives screaming strip shows, but usually at weird hours."
"Fucking-fucker-EeeeeEEeegetoutofthere! Shiiiiiitttttttt!"
Luffy was having difficulty breathing, so far the girls had negated to show up to save anyone. Whatever made Sanji scream Luffy would have to deal with, even if he was asphyxiating.
The cook flailed, now down to his boxers and preparing to remove those too, Usopp stepped over to his bunk, pulled out a few tools and fixed them together.
"Hey, nose-bro, what you-"
"USOPP-HAMMER!"
Needless to say, Sanji stopped screaming, Luffy passed out, Zoro went back to bed warmer and Franky and Brooke were left to deal with the body.
As Usopp stepped over it he noticed something wiggle dazedly out of the cooks hair.
"Ahh. Cecil." He murmured, and scooped up his pet.
Rating: SA once again! PG-13 for much cook-cursing.
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Anti-nakamaship, UsoppXSanji
Topic: Bug
He erupts out of bed, shrieking like All Blue didn't exist, the way he makes coffee makes his poor Robin~chwan vomit and Luffy had suddenly became a devout vegan.
"Shitty-Fucking-EeeeeEEEeeeeEEEEeeee!!!"
In less than a second the other guys had leapt from their beds in various states of undress, each armed and ready to beat the crap out of anyone who dared face them. Sanji had to give them credit for reaction time.
Weapons lowered, scowls emerged and Luffy practically wet himself laughing watching the cook jump and dance around screaming about evil, shedding clothes as he did so.
As a shirt flew across the room and landed on the snipers nose all other eyes fell on him.
"What the fuck? Why me?"
The stares grew, Franky raised an eyebrow thoughtfully.
"What's up with cook bro? I didn't know he gave screaming strip shows."
Zoro rubbed the bridge of his nose as the cooks trousers hit him full in the face - crotch first.
"He's bug-o-phobic. Sissy can't stand 'em." At the musicians look he rearranged the trousers, wrapping the legs around his neck like a scarf. "But yeah, he gives screaming strip shows, but usually at weird hours."
"Fucking-fucker-EeeeeEEeegetoutofthere! Shiiiiiitttttttt!"
Luffy was having difficulty breathing, so far the girls had negated to show up to save anyone. Whatever made Sanji scream Luffy would have to deal with, even if he was asphyxiating.
The cook flailed, now down to his boxers and preparing to remove those too, Usopp stepped over to his bunk, pulled out a few tools and fixed them together.
"Hey, nose-bro, what you-"
"USOPP-HAMMER!"
Needless to say, Sanji stopped screaming, Luffy passed out, Zoro went back to bed warmer and Franky and Brooke were left to deal with the body.
As Usopp stepped over it he noticed something wiggle dazedly out of the cooks hair.
"Ahh. Cecil." He murmured, and scooped up his pet.
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Date: 2008-05-04 03:46 pm (UTC)Poor Sanji. I'm glad he didn't find out just who exactly that bug belonged to. (Now I'm thinking that Usopp has been letting it out on purpose. Mayhap he likes screaming stripshows? lol)
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Date: 2008-05-08 12:24 am (UTC)"Fucking-fucker-EeeeeEEeegetoutofthere! Shiiiiiitttttttt!"
That sounds very authentic XDDDD