Usopp-sama to the rescue!
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onepieceyaoi100Title: She's a man eater.
Rating: SA again and again!
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Nakamaship/NakamaRescue!, UsoppXSanji
Topic: Bug
"How the fuck did I get stuck with you?" He snapped at the Zoan, who twitched it's antennae at him amorously.
The Blonde stepped back as his opponent approached him, legs skittering and scratching about. Usopp, who was watching the battle waved encouragingly from afar.
Creeecreeecreee
Fucking thing was rubbing it's huge disgusting legs together. He wanted to stomp on it, but every time he got within five feet of the creature he would give an involuntary flinch and withdraw. He wished the Sharpshooter would deal with this - he actually liked bugs.
Crreeeecreeeecreeeeeee
It skittered closer. He backed up a few more paces before he glanced forlornly behind him at the cliff face and rocky sea below, and then at the hideous thing before him.
"Why couldn't the marimo have dealt with you? Creeps like you would have gotten along just dandy." It actually looked rather sad, not that Sanji noticed, as he pulled a face when it's antennae quivered again. His dark haired nakama started gesticulating opposite behind him.
Sanji chose to ignore Usopp as the thing reached to him with a hairy limb, a wicked claw twitching at him for a few seconds before reverting to it's original form.
He stood dumbstruck as a lovely young lady appeared before him.
"Mellorine?"
The young lady twitched her feelers at him and Sanji cringed. Oh it wasn't fair!
She chirped at him again. And then swiftly transformed into her bug-form. Creepy legs and all.
Creeecreeecreeee.
Usopp, in what Sanji could only regard as almost-chivalry, ran past the thing, grappled him around the waist and launched them both off the cliff.
By miracle alone they emerged from the water alive, to look up at the bug on the rocks above them cricking sadly.
"What'd you do that for? She was beautiful!"
"She was a praying-mantis Sanji..." Usopp looked at the cook pointedly.
"No mellorine?"
"Uh..no. No mellorine."
"Ah...uh..thanks?"
"You're welcome."
Rating: SA again and again!
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Nakamaship/NakamaRescue!, UsoppXSanji
Topic: Bug
"How the fuck did I get stuck with you?" He snapped at the Zoan, who twitched it's antennae at him amorously.
The Blonde stepped back as his opponent approached him, legs skittering and scratching about. Usopp, who was watching the battle waved encouragingly from afar.
Creeecreeecreee
Fucking thing was rubbing it's huge disgusting legs together. He wanted to stomp on it, but every time he got within five feet of the creature he would give an involuntary flinch and withdraw. He wished the Sharpshooter would deal with this - he actually liked bugs.
Crreeeecreeeecreeeeeee
It skittered closer. He backed up a few more paces before he glanced forlornly behind him at the cliff face and rocky sea below, and then at the hideous thing before him.
"Why couldn't the marimo have dealt with you? Creeps like you would have gotten along just dandy." It actually looked rather sad, not that Sanji noticed, as he pulled a face when it's antennae quivered again. His dark haired nakama started gesticulating opposite behind him.
Sanji chose to ignore Usopp as the thing reached to him with a hairy limb, a wicked claw twitching at him for a few seconds before reverting to it's original form.
He stood dumbstruck as a lovely young lady appeared before him.
"Mellorine?"
The young lady twitched her feelers at him and Sanji cringed. Oh it wasn't fair!
She chirped at him again. And then swiftly transformed into her bug-form. Creepy legs and all.
Creeecreeecreeee.
Usopp, in what Sanji could only regard as almost-chivalry, ran past the thing, grappled him around the waist and launched them both off the cliff.
By miracle alone they emerged from the water alive, to look up at the bug on the rocks above them cricking sadly.
"What'd you do that for? She was beautiful!"
"She was a praying-mantis Sanji..." Usopp looked at the cook pointedly.
"No mellorine?"
"Uh..no. No mellorine."
"Ah...uh..thanks?"
"You're welcome."
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Date: 2008-05-05 01:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 04:24 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 04:28 pm (UTC)XDDD. Wonderbra. I mean wonderful. Interpretation. Love how as ever Sanji can't keep the pants on his thoughts, even with the dilemma of his greatest phobia against his greatest love.
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Date: 2008-05-05 04:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-05 09:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-06 04:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-06 05:44 am (UTC)I got the screen cap off google images.
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Date: 2008-05-09 02:31 am (UTC)That was really cute~ I just can see so well Sanji's expression going from disgusted to mellorine to confused, poor guy.
Aslo, have a doodle~
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Date: 2009-02-15 07:42 pm (UTC)