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My fourth/last post for the Bug themes
TITLE: MARILYN (SANJI) MONROE (chapter 1) TOPIC: Bug
AUTHOR: mr_redrum
PAIRING: Zoro-->Sanji, a little bit of Franky-->Robin and Usopp-->Kaya. The rest were Nakamaship crazyness at Luffy's birthday party...
WARNING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: Because it's too long, so I really sorry but I have to split it into a chapters. sorry for the inconveniently while reading this.
NOTES: My very much thank you indeed for my dear kakairupowns-swan, whose being kindness to beta-ing it. Thank you.

It’s a sunny day aboard the Sunny.

The day was perfect to celebrate their captain’s birthday. So, the crew decided to throw a party for him, which really made Luffy smile in happiness because a party meant only one thing: more meat to eat. Luffy’s smile was just a bright and sunny as the sun that morning.

His smile widened when the cook of the Sunny came onto the grass deck, bringing along snacks and lemon juice.

“...Kay, snacks for all you shitty-bastards who helped prepare for Luffy’s party. No, not you, Marimo. I know you just spent the time napping. You can forget the snacks and get your shitty-face away from me and just keep sleeping, anyway…” Sanji said to the just barely awake swordsman, all the while with his cigarette dangling in from his mouth. Some of the snacks and juice were taken by the boys of the crew.

Zoro didn’t stir for a moment, rather confused because after he woke up from his nap, he realized that someone was placing lots of golden scraps of paper in his green hair. He’d have to brush it of in a minute.

Before he started to respond to Sanji’s words, the blonde had already twirled towards their navigator and historian, both of whom were cutting up some more colorful ribbons to decorate the deck with for the party.

“NAMI-SWAAANNNN!!! ROBIN-CHWAAANNN!!!! I bring you some snacks to enjoy! Please, take a rest for awhile and don’t let your delicate hands become rough. Just let the shitty-bastards do the rest of the preparation…” he cooed.

Nami only chuckled before answering. “That’s okay, Sanji-kun. I like doing it, anyways. It’s not every day we have something to celebrate. And, it’s for our captain, right? It should be special.”

Nami and Robin then took the offered snacks and juice and sat down to rest with their refreshments for a moment.

“Nami-swan is really kind at heart. Is there anything that I could do to help with the party preparations besides the food, Nami-swan?” Sanji asked.

Suddenly, the navigator’s smile widened. “Yes, Sanji-kun. Actually, there is something that you can do to help. You’re the only one that I can count on to do it right. It will be a big help to me, Sanji-kun…”

“Really?! OF COURSE, I WOULD GLADLY DO IT FOR YOU, NAMI-SWANNNNN!!” Sanji was now practically dancing on his toes. This only served to bug Zoro, who was trying to get into his second round of napping.

“SHUT UP, COOK! You’re bugging me! I’m trying to sleep, here!” he shouted.

Of course, that cued Sanji to shout back. A few minutes later, as everyone on board had predicted, they were engaged in their usual bickering and fighting with swords and legs being thrown around.

From where she sat, Robin shifted her attention away from the book that she was reading to the fight between the swordsman and the cook. Suddenly, she chuckled a bit, which made Nami look at her questioningly.

“Nothing, Navigator-san.” She answered the unvoiced question. “It’s just that just now I seriously considered that Swordsman-san and Cook-san actually are Bugs…” her hand waved the book that was open in her palms.

Nami just shook her head, and started to chuckle again. “I can’t believe that you’re still reading that book, ne, Robin onee-chan!”

“Well why not? It’s a good book about humanity, anyway. We can actually learn a lot from it, Navigator-san. Especially about Swordsman-san and Cook-san. Did you ever notice that every time Cook-san pays attention to women like ourselves, Swordsman-san gets grumpy, which makes Cook-san grumpy too, and he suddenly totally forgets the presence of the woman and gives his attention to Swordsman-san instead? Not to mention that they actually admire each other and can work together well, despite their self-proclaimed hatred for each other.” Robin gave one of her knowing smiles as she tried to explain her thoughts.

Nami furrowed her brow, deep in thought. “Well, now that you mention it, I think you may be right…”

“Yes, I think Cook-san and Swordsman-san are both Bugs that haven’t figured out their true nature yet, Navigator-san.” Both Robin and Nami looked intently at their two fighting nakama. They nodded in unison, before getting up from where they sat in their chairs, and continued their work for Luffy’s party.

Usopp, who had accidentally overheard the two women’s conversation, became curious and grabbed Robin’s book to open it to the last page their historian read.

Zoro and Sanji are bugs? Yeah, sure they have superhuman powers, but bugs? Was running through the sharpshooter’s mind. Then his eyes caught sight of what was written on the page.

It read: Bug: A bisexual person until they graduate…

Usopp’s eyes widened, and he quickly shifted his attention to Zoro and Sanji who were, indeed, still fighting.

No way they’re like that… are they? And when do they plan to stop fighting each other, anyways? … No, no way. Definitely no way… right? Hmm… the Great Captain Usopp-sama is confused, here… the sharpshooter got lost in thought, his hand supporting his chin.

After a while, he decided that he just didn’t want to think about it. Usopp continued his work helping Chopper with the special effects for the party.

Soon he totally forgot about it.

PS: Links to what wikipedia said about "Bug" in this first chapter=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bug