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My fourth/last post for the Bug themes
TITLE: MARILYN (SANJI) MONROE (chapter 2) TOPIC: Bug
AUTHOR: mr_redrum
PAIRING: Zoro-->Sanji, a little bit of Franky-->Robin and Usopp-->Kaya. The rest were Nakamaship crazyness at Luffy's birthday party...
WARNING: PG-13
WORD COUNT: Because it's too long, so I really sorry but I have to split it into a chapters. sorry for the inconveniently while reading this.
NOTES: My very much thank you indeed for my dear kakairupowns-swan, whose being kindness to beta-ing it. Thank you.

“… I can’t believe I’m doing this… I can’t believe I’m doing this… I can’t believe I’m doing this…” Sanji chanted under his breath, making Nami, who was busy sewing the white dress Sanji would wear, shift her eyes.

“What did you just say, Sanji-kun? Sorry, I couldn’t hear you…” she asked.

Suddenly the dark aura around the blonde was gone and replaced with his usual heart-filled gaze.

“NOTHING, NAMI-SWAN! YOU’RE TRULY BRILLIANT TO HAVE SUCH A GREAT IDEA LIKE THIS FOR LUFFY’S PARTY, NAMI-SWAN!” he cooed again, before asking in his normal tone of voice, “But, Nami-swan… uhm, do I really have to do this? Why can’t someone else do it? I mean, what about you, Nami-swan? I bet that your beautiful appearance will be enhanced if you were the one wearing this beautiful dress…” Sanji was starting to have dirty thoughts about Nami on stage, wearing a sexy white dress, and singing only for him… What a dream come true in paradise…

“… Wipe the drool off of your face, Sanji-kun, it’d be bad for the dress if it got dirty. And no, I can’t do this because I have red hair. You’re the only one fit for this, Sanji-kun, your hair is the perfect color for it. I heard that she had blonde hair too. Besides, you don’t want all of the boys on the crew thinking naughty thoughts about me if I were the one who did this for Luffy’s party, do you?” Nami touched Sanji’s chin with the tip of one of her fingers, trying her best to convince the man in front of her.

And it worked rather well, because the blonde practically twirled on his feet again.

“OF COURSE, NAMI-SWAN! I don’t want those shitty-idiots to ruin your delicate appearance with some shitty-crude words…”

Nami smirked, aware that she had successfully convinced the cook to become a part of her plan. “That’s good, Sanji-kun. Oh, and please don’t ruin the dress with your cigarette ash, either. It was rather expensive, so I want you to get it back to me in perfect condition…”

“HAI, NAMI-SWAN!” Sanji answered.

The night was beautiful, with the moon shining on the grass deck, which was rather specially decorated tonight with colorful ribbon and good food. Everyone on the crew flowed in their happiness because they had the chance to get to know a boy named Monkey D. Luffy, the one who was leading them to reach their dreams.

Luffy, with a handmade golden paper crown, a gift from Usopp, was sitting down in his chair and cheering for his musician who was playing his violin on the new stage built by Franky just in time for the party.

“I thought I’d never find another Captain

That I’d someday dedicate my life for

But you came around, washing away my pain

So, Luffy-san, I would die for you more

But as you can see, I’ve died already, and am only a skeleton

You’re so pretty dear, but why do you have your pants on?

YOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!!!”

Brook sung his song, and had shifted his attention from his laughing captain to Robin, amusing her with the ending of his song. This made Franky, who was sitting by Zoro, prepare to unload his weapons in his left arm at the musician.

“Sit down, Franky! And figure out whether you want to cry or shoot the skeleton. Don’t do both…” Zoro dragged the shipbuilder back into his seat by one bulky arm.

Franky wiped at the tears on his face before answering. “Sorry, swordsman-bro. That bastard’s song touched me, but he ruined it by bothering my woman. You’d feel the same way if your woman was being treated like that.”

“Hn. Like hell. I’ll never bother myself with a woman anyways.” Zoro snorted.

Then, their little reindeer doctor appeared on the stage to continue his job as master of ceremonies tonight.

“Well, that was Brook with his song for Luffy… and, Robin… uhm… Now for the next part of the show tonight, which is really special! A legendary singer will appear to sing his, er, I mean her song for our captain. MINNA-SAN, LET’S GIVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR SANJI, WHO IS MARILYN MONROE FOR TONIGHT ONLY!!” Chopper practically jumped, with a blush on his cheeks.

Suddenly, the stage curtain opened up again and a very tall blonde woman in a sexy white dress and pouty mouth walked on stage.

She stood rather provocatively, showing a milky thigh and looking intently at Luffy with beautiful blue eyes. After a deep sigh, she started to sing:

“Happy birthday, mr. senchou… Happy birthday, mr. senchou… Happy birthday, happy birthday… Happy birthday, mr. senchou…”

Meanwhile, Zoro froze in his seat.

That’s the perverted shit-cook? Why does he look so different? Those long legs, and it looks like he actually shaved them… those red lips… that fricative voice…

Suddenly, he could feel a bulge in the front of his pants.

No… oh no… he hated to admit, even to himself, that the cook could actually bug him in this kind of way.

“YAY!! SANJI IS MY MELLORINE FOR TONIGHT!!” Luffy’s laughing voice brought Zoro’s attention back to the stage. For some reason, he felt like bashing his captain’s head in. He’s not yours, you idiot!...Is all he can think before he realizes how wrong that reaction is towards Luffy.

And the bulge just got bigger, which didn’t help either. Zoro slammed his head down on the table in front of him.