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onepieceyaoi100Title: Code of Honor
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji (le duh)
Topic: Raison d'être
Notes: So as I cut out more and more, so as to stay within that 300 word limit, it started making less and less sense. I ended up cutting out some kind of smex and some playful banter, but uh... please try to enjoy anyway! I also started making up contractions... please forgive me grammar genie!
At a dingy bar in a small town, Sanji was flirting with five girls and Zoro watched him from the bar.
Stupid love cook, Zoro thought, as Sanji loudly declared his undying love for all of them.
One particularly slutty girl was very eager to gain Sanji's attention and Zoro noted that she was getting very touchy feely. As Zoro watched more he noticed that Sanji was very subtly rejecting her advances.
That didn't make sense... he should be accepting those dirty touches with glee, the stupid pervert. Was everything he'd ever said about liking girls a lie? Or wait... No way! Zoro's eyes widened; as it was in this moment that he realized something about Sanji.
Sanji so deeply respected women that he had no intention of sleeping with them unless he were planning to seriously marry the girl. Random premarital sex was outside of his code. Come to think of it, Zoro had never actually seen Sanji leave with a girl.
Zoro got up and walked over to Sanji.
"Oi, stupid cook. We're going."
"I'm sorry, stupid marimo head, but my purpose in life is to serve the ladies. I'm not going with you."
"Oh? But it's Nami's orders..."
That got Sanji moving.
Outside the bar, Sanji asked, "So where're we going?"
"Hotel."
"Wha-?!" But it was too late, Zoro had grabbed him by the arm and dragged him into the nearest love hotel.
Inside Sanji resisted, but Zoro wrestled him out of his clothes and into the bed after whispering "you shouldn't go without forever."
Afterwards Sanji lit up a cigarette and glanced at Zoro, a faint blush beginning to color his cheeks.
"What the hell was that?"
Zoro laughed.
"What's so damn funny?!"
"You can serve them, but you can't service them." And Zoro laughed more.
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 300
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji (le duh)
Topic: Raison d'être
Notes: So as I cut out more and more, so as to stay within that 300 word limit, it started making less and less sense. I ended up cutting out some kind of smex and some playful banter, but uh... please try to enjoy anyway! I also started making up contractions... please forgive me grammar genie!
At a dingy bar in a small town, Sanji was flirting with five girls and Zoro watched him from the bar.
Stupid love cook, Zoro thought, as Sanji loudly declared his undying love for all of them.
One particularly slutty girl was very eager to gain Sanji's attention and Zoro noted that she was getting very touchy feely. As Zoro watched more he noticed that Sanji was very subtly rejecting her advances.
That didn't make sense... he should be accepting those dirty touches with glee, the stupid pervert. Was everything he'd ever said about liking girls a lie? Or wait... No way! Zoro's eyes widened; as it was in this moment that he realized something about Sanji.
Sanji so deeply respected women that he had no intention of sleeping with them unless he were planning to seriously marry the girl. Random premarital sex was outside of his code. Come to think of it, Zoro had never actually seen Sanji leave with a girl.
Zoro got up and walked over to Sanji.
"Oi, stupid cook. We're going."
"I'm sorry, stupid marimo head, but my purpose in life is to serve the ladies. I'm not going with you."
"Oh? But it's Nami's orders..."
That got Sanji moving.
Outside the bar, Sanji asked, "So where're we going?"
"Hotel."
"Wha-?!" But it was too late, Zoro had grabbed him by the arm and dragged him into the nearest love hotel.
Inside Sanji resisted, but Zoro wrestled him out of his clothes and into the bed after whispering "you shouldn't go without forever."
Afterwards Sanji lit up a cigarette and glanced at Zoro, a faint blush beginning to color his cheeks.
"What the hell was that?"
Zoro laughed.
"What's so damn funny?!"
"You can serve them, but you can't service them." And Zoro laughed more.
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