All hail the prince
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onepieceyaoi100Title: Dreams you can change
Pairing: ZoSan
words:285
rating: Hmm..pg13
notes: I've always wanted to get around to writing a fanfic where sanji really is some exiled prince but alas...I'll use it for some porn plot bunnies for now.
It was idiotic, even for him. The whole situation...
Him? A prince? Of Retardia?
Zoro didn't know what was stupider- that there was really a kingdom named that or that the crews chef that had been happily gutting a fish aboard the ship yesterday was now sitting on a throne telling him to leave him behind.
The swordsman was somewhere between stunned and furious.
"You see, there was a takeover when I was just a kid. I was smuggled out of the country and told to hide my royal lineage. It was hard you know...you can't take the prince out of a...prince, I guess." He laughed nonchalantly but Zoro sensed a fakeness behind the exuberance.
Sanji was torn again over some sense of duty. The kingdom had done fine all this time with out him. There had to be something he could do to make him come back to the ship with him.
"Poor Nami...she could have had a prince this whole time...hell a whole kingdom."
That's when Zoro made the realization.
Confusion had crossed the blonds face.
"Who?"
This was a dream. Then another realization...you can control your dreams. An evil smile formed on his lips as he changed it more to his liking.
"Oi- What exactly do princes of Retardia do?"
"To sexually satisfy anyone who requests it in anyway they wish, of course. Wait... that doesn't sound right..."
"No? I already have some duties for you to fulfill on that front though..."
Pairing: ZoSan
words:285
rating: Hmm..pg13
notes: I've always wanted to get around to writing a fanfic where sanji really is some exiled prince but alas...I'll use it for some porn plot bunnies for now.
It was idiotic, even for him. The whole situation...
Him? A prince? Of Retardia?
Zoro didn't know what was stupider- that there was really a kingdom named that or that the crews chef that had been happily gutting a fish aboard the ship yesterday was now sitting on a throne telling him to leave him behind.
The swordsman was somewhere between stunned and furious.
"You see, there was a takeover when I was just a kid. I was smuggled out of the country and told to hide my royal lineage. It was hard you know...you can't take the prince out of a...prince, I guess." He laughed nonchalantly but Zoro sensed a fakeness behind the exuberance.
Sanji was torn again over some sense of duty. The kingdom had done fine all this time with out him. There had to be something he could do to make him come back to the ship with him.
"Poor Nami...she could have had a prince this whole time...hell a whole kingdom."
That's when Zoro made the realization.
Confusion had crossed the blonds face.
"Who?"
This was a dream. Then another realization...you can control your dreams. An evil smile formed on his lips as he changed it more to his liking.
"Oi- What exactly do princes of Retardia do?"
"To sexually satisfy anyone who requests it in anyway they wish, of course. Wait... that doesn't sound right..."
"No? I already have some duties for you to fulfill on that front though..."
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Date: 2008-05-21 08:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-21 09:08 am (UTC)Gawd, how I wish I was in Zoro's dream..! D= I can witness a lot of 'things' there, but then, Zoro's willpower will block my vision.. oh well~
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Date: 2008-05-21 01:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-21 04:49 pm (UTC)Sorry to butt in, but that 'Shitty Ero Black Kingdom' really cracks me up..!! [/offtopic]
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Date: 2008-05-21 05:35 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-05-21 08:28 pm (UTC)sorry
Date: 2008-05-21 09:29 pm (UTC)Re: sorry
Date: 2008-05-22 06:31 am (UTC)