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Title: Franky’s Unsuper Day
Author: AstroKender
Pairing: none
Topic: Lemon
Word count: 300
Summary: Lemon (n.): A product that is low quality, does not meet expectations, or fails to function as promised. Also a fruit popular for flavoring beverages.

 

 

Franky’s bad day started after breakfast. With his hair falling limp over his eyes, he was feeling less than his Super self. A refueling was needed.

Swiping three colas from the fridge, the cyborg headed towards the aft of the ship to unclog the bath’s drain (Chopper was shedding). Suddenly his strong right launched, sending his fist flying through the wall of the library (Robin was NOT pleased). 

Later, he was mowing the lawn when his body transformed into Franky Kentarous. Unable to control himself, he alloped across the deck, mowing down everything in his path (including one-half of a certain napping swordsman’s head).

He was in the middle of apologizing when his left hand pulled back, randomly firing out and knocking Luffy from his favorite perch and into the sea. Zoro sent him a look promising certain doom before flinging himself overboard to rescue the rubber boy.

Puzzled, Franky went (hid) in the kitchen, where Sanji was preparing snacks for the ladies. Franky was just opening his mouth to speak when he felt a pressure in his belly that swiftly pushed downwards.

After Sanji kicked him out for ruining his snack of love with his Coupe de Boo, the cyborg --feeling totally unsuper-- retreated to his workshop. A little while later Usopp poked his head in.

“Hey, they didn’t have your brand of cola at the last island. I told Sanji you were picky about it but he just grabbed what they had. Hope that’s okay,” saying this, the sniper left.

Everything clicked into place. Twitching slightly, Franky opened the panel in his stomach.

“Hah?” Franky’s eyes widened. “New Cola, now with lemon!?”

Stomping up to the deck, Franky flung the offending bottles out as far as he could.

“Oiy! Cook!” he hollered out. “We need to talk!”

 

Comments

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

lol...franky really just should make his own cola company. that way he always get the right 100% cola...so his day can be SUPER! again...

[reddy-chan.livejournal.com]

XDDD lmfao!! Now I soo want to give Franky a Fanta, maybe Sprite! *wiggle wiggle clap clap*

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...I want to give franky jamu/tonic for man only...lol...

[reddy-chan.livejournal.com]

XDDDD lmao, jamu!! Omg, I so want to see Franky's reaction! *Chopper-like sparkling eyes*

[pipebomb-here.livejournal.com]

Aww poor Franky XD haha good work~

[chi-tah.livejournal.com]

I wonder what would happen if he got Red bull?

[the-tide-falls.livejournal.com]

HA HA! I could read a whole manga chapter devoted to What Happens to Franky With Different Drinks. Poor Zoro- he seems to have borne the brunt of the mishaps...

Awesome idea for the prompt, very funny fic!