onepieceyaoi100 | Where does usopp get this liquer anyway?

Title: Usopps evening didn't go *quite* as he planned.
Rating: Naughty words/R
Words:299
Pairing: Sanji/usopp
topic: Hedonism

“Oi, oi! Leave’em! I’ll get them later…fshhh…come here for a second!”

Sanji froze as he lifted the empty wine bottle and turned to Usopp. The sniper was drunk…but something seemed off. Sanji walked over with the bottle and bent down to see Usopps face.

“You okay? Don’t you usually sing or go perch yourself somewhere to tell your exploits about now?”

The cook wasn’t ready for the gentle hand pulling him forward or suddenly to be locked in a kiss with the resident long nose.

When they parted…Sanji was stunned a few close inches away, sharing the same breath as the man.

“What’s gotten into you?” Sanji whispered before realizing that was not how he should react. He should kick the snipers lips in, remind him that despite his own good looks he wasn’t a lady, and show him to his bed with the understanding that the whole incident would be forgotten in the morning.

Sanji backed up a step and straightened himself.

Usopp laughed and thunked the empty wine bottle on the table.

“This mostly! I asked for some good liquid courage and they gave me this! Check it out! “Heroism”!” He swiveled the bottle to show the label.

Sanji snorted.

“That says Hedonism.” Sanjis eyes caught the fine print. “ Oi, this has a lot of dangerous herbs and aphrodisiacs in it…it’s practically guaranteeing that you’re going to get fucked.”

Usopp held up a sheaf of packaging in glee.

“It came with a pack of condoms for us to use! Nice huh?”

So he knew what he was doing…

“You know, you’re supposed to get the one you want to fuck to drink it…but…I guess with you the opposite is true. Come on- I’ll get you to bed, then we’ll see if you get lucky after all.”