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onepieceyaoi100Title: Clarification made hard
Pairing: Luffy/Sanji (Zoro-->Luffy if you squint)
words: 300
Topic: Hedonism
Rating: PG13
Notes: Implys Luffy/Sanji have been entertaining thoughts of starting something together.
“Hedonistic? Where did you hear that word?” The chef asked in guarded interest, slowing in his apple peeling just enough to hold conversation.
“Zoro said it would be impossible to be in a relationship with you…that you were a hedonistic playboy who was probably a flaccid hotbed of disease and…” Luffy stopped as he felt a killing aura wafting off Sanji in waves of inferno. In fact the apple he had been deftly peeling a moment before had somehow been reduced to just juice with no trace of pulp.
“He said…WHAT?!” The cook wasn’t waiting for a response as he walked toward the deck and began to take off the apron, before thinking better of it. Blood stains after all.
Luffys arm snapped him back into kitchen with a quick "thwack!". The arms entangled the man thoroughly to his chagrin.
“Luffy let me go…I promise I’ll come back after he’s dead. It won’t take long…dinner won’t be delayed.”
“HEY! Don’t ignore me!! I didn’t get my answer.” The captain answered simply. Sanji sighed and relaxed into his captains now normal sized arms.
“Living for pleasure, essentially.”
“That doesn’t sound like you…you live for other stuff right?” Luffy grinned brightly.
“Yes, technically…” Sanji looked away, not wanting to admit that all those people and reasons did give him pleasure.
“Don’t blush Sanji…you look too cute.” Luffy slipped a few fingers under the other mans shirt cuff and played with sensitive skin there. The blond coughed self consciously.
“I don’t blush….”
“And I’m really healthy so I don’t mind if you are a hot bed of disease….”
“I’M NOT!!!”
“I’m positive I can fix that whole “flaccid” too!”
“WHA!? I’m not!!”
“Good! Less work for me!” Luffy licked his lips. Sanji opened his mouth to deny it but stopped. “Sanji…you’re blushing again!”
Pairing: Luffy/Sanji (Zoro-->Luffy if you squint)
words: 300
Topic: Hedonism
Rating: PG13
Notes: Implys Luffy/Sanji have been entertaining thoughts of starting something together.
“Hedonistic? Where did you hear that word?” The chef asked in guarded interest, slowing in his apple peeling just enough to hold conversation.
“Zoro said it would be impossible to be in a relationship with you…that you were a hedonistic playboy who was probably a flaccid hotbed of disease and…” Luffy stopped as he felt a killing aura wafting off Sanji in waves of inferno. In fact the apple he had been deftly peeling a moment before had somehow been reduced to just juice with no trace of pulp.
“He said…WHAT?!” The cook wasn’t waiting for a response as he walked toward the deck and began to take off the apron, before thinking better of it. Blood stains after all.
Luffys arm snapped him back into kitchen with a quick "thwack!". The arms entangled the man thoroughly to his chagrin.
“Luffy let me go…I promise I’ll come back after he’s dead. It won’t take long…dinner won’t be delayed.”
“HEY! Don’t ignore me!! I didn’t get my answer.” The captain answered simply. Sanji sighed and relaxed into his captains now normal sized arms.
“Living for pleasure, essentially.”
“That doesn’t sound like you…you live for other stuff right?” Luffy grinned brightly.
“Yes, technically…” Sanji looked away, not wanting to admit that all those people and reasons did give him pleasure.
“Don’t blush Sanji…you look too cute.” Luffy slipped a few fingers under the other mans shirt cuff and played with sensitive skin there. The blond coughed self consciously.
“I don’t blush….”
“And I’m really healthy so I don’t mind if you are a hot bed of disease….”
“I’M NOT!!!”
“I’m positive I can fix that whole “flaccid” too!”
“WHA!? I’m not!!”
“Good! Less work for me!” Luffy licked his lips. Sanji opened his mouth to deny it but stopped. “Sanji…you’re blushing again!”
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Date: 2008-06-10 11:45 am (UTC)“I’M NOT!!!”
“I’m positive I can fix that whole “flaccid” too!”
“WHA!? I’m not!!”
Bwahahahhahahaha XDDDDDD That's Luffy, always so optimistic.
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Date: 2008-06-10 03:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-06-10 04:34 pm (UTC)DED FROM LULZ. :D