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onepieceyaoi100Don't be surprised. I am SO inspired for this topic. XD
Drabble: Onboard Entertainment
Topic: Pornography
Rating: PG-13 (Believe it!)
Word Count: 310 (Oh, so close!)
Pairing: ZorroxSanji
“Bastard!”
“Asshole!!”
“Dumbass!”
“Fucker!”
“I hate you!”
“I hate you first!”
“Don’t touch me!”
“Che, I’ll kick your ass!”
“Mmmmrph!!”
“It’s starting!” Nami hissed under her breath from her position by the galley window, waving the others over hurriedly.
In a near-silent flurry of chairs and crates and hushed whispers, the crew of the Going Merry assembled for today’s show.
This one sounded like it was going to be especially interesting.
Sure, living life on the high seas was often one big adventure, but at the same time it could also get tedious, on those weeks that were spent in-between action and exploits with nothing to do or see.
You had to make your own entertainment or risk going insane.
Luckily for the Straw Hat Pirates, the resident chef and swordsman were more than happy to provide that entertainment, oblivious and free of charge.
Today was the encore act of a routine that had been going on for the better part of three weeks, as the two participants, in their own inaction-anxiety, were looking for any and every reason to be at each other’s throats.
And in each other’s pants.
“Ah….ahh…that all you got?”
“Uhn…shut the fuck up…”
Everyone tilted their head left.
And then right.
“SUGEI…” Luffy exclaimed, chewing on a stick of meat he’d filched while Sanji and Zoro had been too involved with other things to notice. “Is Sanji made of rubber too?”
Usopp, head still tilted right, waved Luffy off. “Some people can just bend like that.”
Sometimes, life on the high seas could get downright boring. The rise and fall of the ocean, nothing but water and silence for miles, could drive people crazy.
To stave off the boredom, you just had to make the best of it. Find your own source of entertainment.
“Nnnnngh…”
“I…still…hate… you… ahhhh!”
Eh. They’d take what they could get.
END
Yeah, I went a few words over. I probably could have gone on. o.o Comments? Crits? Fisticuffs?
Drabble: Onboard Entertainment
Topic: Pornography
Rating: PG-13 (Believe it!)
Word Count: 310 (Oh, so close!)
Pairing: ZorroxSanji
“Bastard!”
“Asshole!!”
“Dumbass!”
“Fucker!”
“I hate you!”
“I hate you first!”
“Don’t touch me!”
“Che, I’ll kick your ass!”
“Mmmmrph!!”
“It’s starting!” Nami hissed under her breath from her position by the galley window, waving the others over hurriedly.
In a near-silent flurry of chairs and crates and hushed whispers, the crew of the Going Merry assembled for today’s show.
This one sounded like it was going to be especially interesting.
Sure, living life on the high seas was often one big adventure, but at the same time it could also get tedious, on those weeks that were spent in-between action and exploits with nothing to do or see.
You had to make your own entertainment or risk going insane.
Luckily for the Straw Hat Pirates, the resident chef and swordsman were more than happy to provide that entertainment, oblivious and free of charge.
Today was the encore act of a routine that had been going on for the better part of three weeks, as the two participants, in their own inaction-anxiety, were looking for any and every reason to be at each other’s throats.
And in each other’s pants.
“Ah….ahh…that all you got?”
“Uhn…shut the fuck up…”
Everyone tilted their head left.
And then right.
“SUGEI…” Luffy exclaimed, chewing on a stick of meat he’d filched while Sanji and Zoro had been too involved with other things to notice. “Is Sanji made of rubber too?”
Usopp, head still tilted right, waved Luffy off. “Some people can just bend like that.”
Sometimes, life on the high seas could get downright boring. The rise and fall of the ocean, nothing but water and silence for miles, could drive people crazy.
To stave off the boredom, you just had to make the best of it. Find your own source of entertainment.
“Nnnnngh…”
“I…still…hate… you… ahhhh!”
Eh. They’d take what they could get.
END
Yeah, I went a few words over. I probably could have gone on. o.o Comments? Crits? Fisticuffs?
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Date: 2004-08-07 08:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-08 06:30 pm (UTC)Which is part of the reason why I'm such a fan. hehe
I like easy. *whistles*
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Date: 2004-08-07 01:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-08 06:30 pm (UTC)XD
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Date: 2004-08-07 03:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-08 06:31 pm (UTC)The Cuteness of your icon...
...Awwwwwwwwwwww... *pats Luffy*
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Date: 2004-08-07 06:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-08-08 06:31 pm (UTC)boredom=sex? only in this community
Date: 2004-08-08 04:04 am (UTC)Re: boredom=sex? only in this community
Date: 2004-08-08 06:32 pm (UTC)Yes, I am a pervert.
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Date: 2004-08-11 09:35 pm (UTC)Glad you liked it!
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Date: 2004-08-16 03:31 pm (UTC)I love the cool dialogue between the spectators.
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Date: 2010-07-19 04:56 am (UTC)I'm commenting because I was listening to the Cellblock Tango when I read this. Oh the irony! XD
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