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TITLE: A Classic Case
TOPIC: The classic
AUTHOR: mr_redrum
PAIRING: Hint of Gin->Sanji, Mr.2 Bon Clay->Sanji, Wanze->Sanji, or maybe Absolom->Sanji?...well, but mostly ZoroxSanji, anyway…
WARNING: PG
WORD COUNT: +/-700
NOTES: Sanji lately receive a lots of letter… My very very very much thank you for my wonderful betaer, kakairupowns-san ^_^. Thank you.

A letter came by bird post, sent to the cook of the Thousand Sunny. Letting out a sigh, Sanji opened it and read what was written inside. He was a little annoyed, because he already knew what the sender wanted.

Why? Why is it never from a girl? His mind wandered and he thought about his fate.

“… Another letter, cook-san? From someone who previously wanted to kill you, and now seeks an intimate relationship with you?” Their historian’s voice floated to him. This time, he had no intention to deny it though.

What his Robin-chwan said was true. Lately he’d been offered personal relationships from almost every singly guy who had ever tried to kill him in the past.

He had never guessed that Gin, the second-in-command of the Don Krieg pirates, would change his tune from, “So, I would like to be the one to kill you. It’s my special honor from me to you…” to “So, I would like to be the one to win your heart. It’s my special feeling from me to you…” What the heck?!

And Sanji’d also been surprised when that weird okama, Mr. 2 Bon Clay, sent him a letter propositioning him, and saying that… “If it’s for Sanji-chan, I wouldn’t mind keeping my face as that pretty navigator’s, as long as I can be by your side~” Despite how much the cook wanted to take that offer, and keep his “Nami-swan” by his side, he still wanted the REAL girl, dammit!

Then, there was Wanze. That shitty-bastard who was daring enough to claim himself a cook. Now he sent Sanji a letter, saying that he admired him because the blonde was the only one brave enough to punch, slap, and kick him in the face, considering the fact that even his parents had never done so. He wanted to be spanked again. SPANKED!... Spanked, he said. Sure, Sanji’d not only spank him, but fillet him until there was nothing left to spanked. Hn… spank. Who does he think I am? Some girl in a brothel?! Bastard…

And, of course, there was Duval. Duval’s was the latest letter, saying that he was still busy with the management of his new association, a fan club for Blackleg Sanji. With Duval as the president, Sanji doesn’t even want to imagine who the members are.

Now, he could only hope that his enemy during their stint at Thriller Bark, General Absolom, wouldn’t also fall in love with him, and then stalk him with that bastard’s power of invisibility. Just thinking of that shithead walking in on him taking a bath makes him want to choke himself on his cigarette.

“Well, it looks like you’re stuck in the middle of a classic story tale, where those who tried in the past to kill the victim, end up falling in love, Sanji-kun…” His Nami-swan said, her beautiful smile widening across her face.

…Ah. Why couldn’t his two precious ladies the one who tried in the past to kill him, anyway? He would gladly die in their delicate hands… Why did it have to be all of those guys instead?!

“Don’t worry, cook-san. You may still have a chance to find a girl who tries to kill you, and falls for you instead. I mean, you fought Kalifa in the CP9, right? And she was trying to kill you.” It seemed that Robin could read his mind, as she tried to calm him down.

Sanji felt hope rise within him. “Robin-chwan is so clever and kind with her brilliant ideas!” He cooed.

Suddenly, a loud shout from a certain green haired swordsman could be heard from across the ship. “ERO-COOK! WHERE THE HELL DID YOU HIDE MY BOOZE SUPPLY, YOU BASTARD?! DO YOU WANT ME TO SLICE YOU IN TWO?!”

Nami smirked. “But honestly, Sanji-kun. With Zoro always claiming he wants to kill you every five minutes, you probably have a better chance of getting him to fall in love with you, you know.”

Somehow, Sanji didn’t have an answer for that...

Comments

[sabershadowkat.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love this. Every five minutes indeed! Hehe.

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

hey there sensei,thank you for come by and reading.really sorry just have the time to reply...and yes every five minutes indeed too that sanji WILL shout back to zoro, and then they starting to claiming to kill each other...they're so made in heaven and perfectly fit to each other,aren't they?...again,thank you for reading,sabershadowkat-san ^_^...

[saiyako.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! Sanji just can't win, can he? XD

This was an awesome idea, I love it! (And I've gotta say, your writing's improved a lot since you started posting here, I like the style you're developing.)

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

heloo there,really thank you for come by and already reading it.I really appreciate it ^_^...really sorry just have the time to reply,though...well, actually it's not an awesome idea, remembering the fact that there's a lots of writer whose much more good than me already made a fic about sanji's fanclub before. I'm sure you know that...

and about my writing, I don't think my writing improve that much. and for you to be able to read it, all thanks to my dear betaer, kakairupowns-san...and honestly, I kinda confuse with what you mean by "my style that I'm developing"?...I'm developing what?what style?...

I realy sorry, if I'm too much asking in here, stupid me still need to learn a lots...

again, my very much thank you for reading, saiyako-san ^_^...

[saiyako.livejournal.com]

Um, actually I don't remember seeing a fic about Sanji's fanclub before... if it was on this comm then I don't think I've gotten to it yet. I have a lot of fic still to read in this fandom.

And, hm. I don't know whether I can really describe your style yet, I've just noticed that you're beginning to develop your own voice and your own style pretty well now, and I like what's coming out in your writing. And I do think you're improving. XD

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

hmmm,I see...well, maybe not in this comm.I'm sure that there is this kind of fic in other comm...anyway,my very much thank you for what you saying.although I still think I'm not that different from the first time I starting to write a fic, but I do really appreciate what you told me in here...anyway,it might be not in the right place to ask for it, but can I friend you?...I know you're already one of that good writer in this comm. so, you might can give me critic about my writing...and you're looks like kinda cool person...hehehe...but if I bothering you with this, I really sorry...

[saiyako.livejournal.com]

Um, you can if you like, although I'll warn you that I haven't been posting much on my journal lately... I'll also warn you that I'm not good at giving proper crit, but I may be able to give you some tips from time to time.

And no, you're not bothering me. (Thanks for liking my writing, too!) XD

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...I know. I've been stalking your lj for a while...don't worry I always did that to know the development all of the writer that I adore...you could said, that I'm a weird fans...but I'm only stalking and reading what caught my attentions...and you didn't need to do anything new after I friended you. you only need to do what you usually did,anyway...don't change...just do what you usually do,saiyako-san ^_^...

again, I really thank you for come by and reading...

HEEE!!!

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

So Good! My favorite thing you've written! SO fun!

Re: HEEE!!!

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

so, I know I already reply your comment at my lj. but I still want to say my thank you again for already reading it, mishagirl-san ^_^...well, thank you again!...

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Kyahahaha!!
I can imagine in the (near) future, Zoro being furious after finding Absalom peeping on the charming cook. Or is that just my perverted mind going crazy?
Hahahaha!! XD

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

hello,my lady mihawk ^_^

hontou-ni arigatou gozaimasu for already reading!...(correct me if I'm wrong with the words "thank you"...)and I welcome you to joined the club of perverted minds,my lady...discount 50% for you for the enrollment fee...but you have to understand well the dangerous of became the member of this club...perverted minds everywhere! and you can't live your life without being a real pervert! pervert minds long live forever!...hahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha!!!...yeah,by joined this club,I declare to you that for about now, general absalom is your precious sensei!...