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onepieceyaoi100Title: Quick, After Them!
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Words: 300
Topic: Classics
Rating: PG
They came careening around the market corner at top speed. Sanji winced as he heard a loud crash beside him; the marimo had just destroyed a stand full of watermelons. Shooting Zoro a glare was the best he could do under the circumstances though and he made a mental note to chew the swordsman out for it later. They were tremendously low on funds at the moment- it had pained him enough to even ask Nami-san for supply money that afternoon. The last thing they needed was to pay for damaged goods.
Sanji let a strangled cry slip out as he jerked the swordsman out of the way of another stall. Idiot! He glared at the other man again, desperately trying to convey how very, very pissed he was at Zoro for getting him involved in this. ‘This’ being a chase that had the potential of being very, very expensive.
They couldn’t fight their way out, not without major collateral damage, so he’d have to be crafty. Turning suddenly to his left, and grabbing the swordsman by the collar to make sure he turned too, Sanji spotted an empty bench. Inspired, he flung Zoro down on top of the bench before quickly climbing on top of the man’s lap and pressing their lips together. Zoro froze in shock, but Sanji barley registered it. His attention was still on the men behind them.
But, to Sanji’s frustration, they didn’t run past the ‘young lovers’ like they were supposed to. No, instead their footsteps stumbled to a stop and a shaky voice called out.
“R-Roronoa Zoro and-and Black Leg Sanji, you- your under arrest for-”
“Are you kidding me?” Sanji screamed whipping around to face them, and certainly not noticing the little dazed smile on the swordsman. “This move is a classic!”
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Words: 300
Topic: Classics
Rating: PG
They came careening around the market corner at top speed. Sanji winced as he heard a loud crash beside him; the marimo had just destroyed a stand full of watermelons. Shooting Zoro a glare was the best he could do under the circumstances though and he made a mental note to chew the swordsman out for it later. They were tremendously low on funds at the moment- it had pained him enough to even ask Nami-san for supply money that afternoon. The last thing they needed was to pay for damaged goods.
Sanji let a strangled cry slip out as he jerked the swordsman out of the way of another stall. Idiot! He glared at the other man again, desperately trying to convey how very, very pissed he was at Zoro for getting him involved in this. ‘This’ being a chase that had the potential of being very, very expensive.
They couldn’t fight their way out, not without major collateral damage, so he’d have to be crafty. Turning suddenly to his left, and grabbing the swordsman by the collar to make sure he turned too, Sanji spotted an empty bench. Inspired, he flung Zoro down on top of the bench before quickly climbing on top of the man’s lap and pressing their lips together. Zoro froze in shock, but Sanji barley registered it. His attention was still on the men behind them.
But, to Sanji’s frustration, they didn’t run past the ‘young lovers’ like they were supposed to. No, instead their footsteps stumbled to a stop and a shaky voice called out.
“R-Roronoa Zoro and-and Black Leg Sanji, you- your under arrest for-”
“Are you kidding me?” Sanji screamed whipping around to face them, and certainly not noticing the little dazed smile on the swordsman. “This move is a classic!”
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Date: 2008-07-01 05:47 am (UTC)LOL at Zoro's little smile.
::patpat:: Don't worry Sanji, I think you're crafty.
ETA: My grammar muscles don't work at 2 am.
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Date: 2008-07-02 01:50 am (UTC)(I still think he's crafty too. That make two at least!)
Awesome follow up!
Date: 2008-07-01 06:44 am (UTC)Re: Awesome follow up!
Date: 2008-07-01 06:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-01 09:44 am (UTC)Great omake xDD
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Date: 2008-07-01 01:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-01 02:19 pm (UTC)the match
Date: 2008-07-02 07:08 am (UTC)Welcome to the long-awaited event where the rules are broken and the last person left standing will have the ultimate power to choose the fate of our favourite cook. Will Sanji-san marry the swordsman? Or will he be shared around, hopping from one bed to the next for an eternity? Tonight, these questions will be answered.
On the right, we have the drooling marine fanboys and 'Dorobo-neko'Nami with her picture-dial, supporting the union for the infamous Black Leg with the Demon Swordsman.
On the left, we have the various suitors for the Straw Hat cook, among those prominent are the faces of Gin, who has recently taken up his stalking as a full-time profession, and 'Handsome' Duval, who-
...Roronoa-san!! Roronoa-san!! Please, I have not finished my announcement! You may only start attacking your opponents AFTER the bell rings. And please stop touching the 'prize'. Sanji-san, please refrain from kicking the swordsman.
...We need tissues!! The marine fanboys have all fallen with ...nose-bleeds!!"
Re: the match
Date: 2008-07-02 09:07 am (UTC)well,ladies and gentlemen,as we all know just a moment ago from live match show at Grand Line Stadium inside the Rain Dinners Casino, the famous ex pirate hunter Roronoa Zoro has succesfully knock out, not his supposedly opponents all the member of BlackLeg Sanji Fans Club, but exactly all the member of Secret Fan Club Of Roronoa and Blackleg whose in fact supported his finance during the whole match...
after a team from Grand Line City Police Department has been arrive to investigate this riot, the GLCPD's spokesperson already confirmed that this incident happened mostly because the lack of direction of mr.Roronoa. When he supposedly attack all his opponents, he said he can't concentrate after his colleague, also *cough* his lover, mr.Blackleg didn't refrain from kicking him during the match, and thus lead him to attacked his own supporter...
however, the GLCPD's spokesperson also mentioned, that their team still investigate some rumor which saying that mr.Roronoa and mr.Blackleg has a intimate live show during the match. some audience after being interviewed by the police, said that the show was actually the one which caused this bloody incident...
this is Grand Line TV, reporting live from studio 7..."
Re: the match
Date: 2008-07-02 09:53 am (UTC)The legendary night at the Grand Line Stadium which ended in a battle royale-like blood-fest, has been filmed LIVE by Nami of the Straw Hats, and is now for sale for a LIMITED TIME only.
Includes:
The secret moments before the match: Marimo and the Love-Cook.
Images of 'Stalker' Gins AMAZING collections, which includes ties, belts and a jar of Black Legs bodily fluids.
An EXCLUSIVE interview with Sanji, in which he reveals his TRUE FEELINGS towards Roronoa, and his opinion on the 'BlackLeg Sanji Fanclub'.
A slow motion image of the 'Hand', which by groping the cook, had triggered the swordsmans loss of control.
FOR THE SMALL PRICE OF 50000000 BELLIES, ALL THIS CAN BE WATCHED, FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR OWN HOME!
BUT FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY!!
FOR FURTHER ENQUIRIES, CONTACT NAMI: 3211 2562 73
Ps I’m sorry for high-jacking the comment space kala_aira-san!!
Re: the match
Date: 2008-07-02 10:14 am (UTC)Nami-san, I just leave message to you, that we need to meet face to face fast!, here, I have a recording tape of mr.Roronoa and mr.Blackleg HAVING S*X, RIGHT BEFORE THE MATCH AT THE GL STADIUM ATHLETE LOCKER ROOM!...
If you want to have it, contact me NOW! at: 031 879 483
QUICKLY!...or I'll sale it in auction through youtube...
see you soon, Nami-san!..."
(ps: for
Re: the match
Date: 2008-07-02 11:07 am (UTC)To make an appointment with miss Nami, owner and founder of Zoro and Sanji Romances, please contact head secretary Usopp on the number below.
Best Regards,
T. 'Chopper' Charles
Re: the match
Date: 2008-07-02 12:03 pm (UTC)I really apologize, but I have to tell you that the deal is off. some freelancer paparazzi already buy the tape from me this afternoon. he said he will edited it a little and will show it at youtube tonight at eleven o'clock.
Best regards,
someone anonymous whose always stalking both mr.Roronoa&mr.Blackleg
Dear miss
Congratulations.With this letter, we announce to you that you've been accepted to our school of pervertedness, HOGPERVS. By this letter too, we sending you the book list for the lessons, including:
ICHA-ICHA PARADISE by prof.Jiraiya
TRUE LOVE BEHIND ONE PLATE OF COOKED RICE, SEMI AUTOBIOGRAPHY by prof.Gin
FROM SWORDS AND KICKS, A TRUE LOVE STORY by mr.Roronoa Zoro
HOW TO BUILD A GOOD MANAGEMENT IN YAOI PORN INDUSTRY by prof.Nami
RICH PERVERT, POOR PERVERT by prof.Nami
However, you have to pay the registration fee first, to officially can joined the class. Please note as well, that we also expected your presence at the advanced opening ceremony of our school in monday, july 7. Every new student are expected their presence to getting to know our lecturer better.
Thus, will also joined with us all the great lecturer in pervertedness world:
prof.Jiraiya
prof.Hatake Kakashi
prof.General Absolom
prof.Sanji
Thank you for already enroled at our school, miss
Best regards,
The headmaster of HOGPERVS
Re: the match
Date: 2008-07-03 04:33 am (UTC)Re: the match
Date: 2008-07-03 04:31 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-02 01:55 am (UTC)SCORE!Only Sanji could manage to capture a whole mob of marines and add them to his collection of fanboys. ^_^
Zoro's hand slipped down into the back of Sanji's dress pants.
"You heard the man, love cook. We gotta due the deed or do the time. I know which one I prefer."
He squeezed. And Sanji kick him in the head.
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Date: 2008-07-02 03:55 am (UTC)A sexy paradox“Y-yes sir.” Young marine Smith stuttered as he slowly reached for the troop’s den den mushi on his hip. His shaking fingers brushed against the shell, but his eyes were fixed on the pirates before him. Roronoa Zoro had slammed Black Leg down on the seat of the bench and was going at him like a man possessed. A man possessed: by passion.
Black Leg raised a deadly limb and crashed it down on the back of his partner’s head dangerously close to where the skull met neck. Roronoa didn’t even wince. One of the bench legs, however, crumbled beneath the blow. The pirates wobbled, but their mouths never separated. Roronoa smacked Black Leg on the ass.
Smith followed the bench soon afterwards, den den mushi dropping from his hand and crashing to the ground as he fainted away. His erection however, still stood tall.
(Friending by the by… hope you don’t mind? ^_^)
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Date: 2008-07-02 04:43 am (UTC)SPOILER ALERT: Which might just happen, oh my, oh my! (–The grave part… I mean. Not the reverse necrophilia. What.)
“You mean they _weren’t_ stripper pants, love cook.”
“Asshole, you’re paying for those! And where The Hell did my belt go?” Sanji yanked on one of Zoro’s earrings as a nearby marine tucked the missing article into his pocket unnoticed.
‘Score!’ he thought silently.
Then Gin’s hand reached out from the bushes as he stole the belt for himself. No one out stalks Gin.
That mistake has now been rectified. Huzzah!
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Date: 2008-07-02 06:37 am (UTC)Hahahahaha!!! Duval and Bon Clay won't be happy with Gin taking the spot-light as Sanji's number one stalker though.
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Date: 2008-07-03 04:46 am (UTC)--30 Years Later--
Gin peeped into the bedroom of the Roronoa-Black Leg household, his breath fogging the window with every exhail. Roronoa was currently unbuttoning Sanji-san's shirt. Gin shifted in the bushes for a more comfurtable position.
'The 1,436 time... yeah.' He thought. 'The 1,436th time for sure.'
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Date: 2008-07-04 03:50 am (UTC)NO, NO, NO!!! THAT WAS JUST THE NUMBER OF TIMES THAT GIN SAW. Also, that doesn't count hand jobs or blow jobs. *nods*
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Date: 2008-07-04 04:55 am (UTC)--Amends--
'The 1,436,000,000,000 time... yeah.' He thought. 'The 1,436,000,000,000th time for sure.'
I apologize Gin, for the underestimation of your stalker prowess.
*eyes approaching massive block of shame warily*
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Date: 2008-07-05 01:43 am (UTC)...I'll give you 20% of WIN. But no more!
Until you yell at me some more. XDno subject
Date: 2008-07-05 10:11 pm (UTC)*snap* *snap*
...I don't know what I'm taking about anymore...
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Date: 2008-07-07 03:07 am (UTC)...well, apparently I AM a fool. Darn your irony!!! *shakes fist*
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Date: 2008-07-01 06:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-02 02:00 am (UTC)Thanks!
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Date: 2008-07-01 06:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-02 02:05 am (UTC)Thanks!
SQUEEE!!
Date: 2008-07-01 06:45 am (UTC)Re: SQUEEE!!
Date: 2008-07-02 02:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-07-01 06:59 am (UTC)I'm glad to see more fic from you :)
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Date: 2008-07-02 02:07 am (UTC)Thanks for reading!
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Date: 2008-07-08 12:49 am (UTC)Well, let's hope Sanji doesn't mind so much that Zoro won't want to stop there.
You're welcome! Thanks for writing. XD
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Date: 2008-07-01 09:45 am (UTC)Super xD
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Date: 2008-07-02 02:12 am (UTC)Haha, sorry. XD
Thanks for reading!
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Date: 2008-07-02 02:13 am (UTC)Follow up here
Date: 2008-09-01 01:04 pm (UTC)Now upon a return visit I see the comments overfloweth with Omake. I shall refrain on being distracted this time and just say 'love the drabble' and I guess point to the commments 'wow.'