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TITLE: IT’S A NATURAL THING FOR EVERY MAN
TOPIC: Nature
AUTHOR: mr_redrum
PAIRING: Only a little hint of Zoro->Sanji…
WARNING: PG
WORD COUNT: +/- 440
NOTES: honestly, there's till nothing new idea in this one too...only a little scene about Zoro and Sanji whose being trapped together down the sea... and also my very much thank you for my dearkakairupowns-san for the beta. still very seriously. Thank you.

Somewhere deep in the ocean, a submarine in the shape of a blue shark was diving deep through the fish and the coral.

“I can’t believe that I’m actually stuck down here with you, marimo. Why can’t it be Nami-swan or Robin-chwan? I hope they’re okay up there… without me around…” the cook of the Sunny began muttering to himself, pouting, with a cigarette dangling from his lips.

“Shut up, cook. I’m trying to take a nap here. And why are you still thinking about the girls when you’re the one in the middle of danger here?” the swordsman crossed his arms behind his green head, shutting his eyes as they waited for Franky’s further instructions. The submarine had suddenly become stagnant in the middle of their observation in this area, so that Nami could use what they learned for her maps.

Sanji snorted. “Hn, it’s something natural, shitty-swordsman. A real man is always thinking about the beautiful ladies around. I guess that’s something that you don’t know, anyway. And what about you? How come you’re taking a nap when it could be potentially dangerous here?”

He reached for another cigarette and lit up, playing it along his fingers and feeling a bit bored with the whole situation.

Zoro opened one of his eyes. “Because it’s also natural for me, when I don’t have anything better to do, to nap. Now, will you put out your cancer stick?”

The blonde glared. “Why should I?”

Zoro opened both eyes, and reached out to try to snatch away Sanji’s cigarette. “Because we’re trapped in a little room, with no outside air to breathe! You’re contaminating the only air we can breath down here, aho-cook! That’s naturally what’s going to happen!”

Sanji, surprised by Zoro’s sudden move, attempted to keep his smoke. “No way! This is my last stick, bastard!”

For a while, they wrestled for the cigarette in what little space they had, until somehow Sanji felt something pressing against his thigh.

“Wait, Zoro… there’s something pushing me…”

“Che, just ignore it.” Zoro answered.

The cook squirmed, trying to see what was beneath him, which just made the swordsman impatient. “Look, just ignore it okay?” Zoro said. “We’re trapped in here alone, and we were just wrestling for that damn cigarette of yours…”

“So? What’s your point, marimo? Try speaking in human language, you bastard.” Sanji’s eyes were now locked on Zoro’s, a confused look on his face.

The swordsman sighed and answered, his voice pitched low. “Well, you know. It’s just one of those natural things that happen to every man, cook.”

Sanji’s brain began to work again, and his eyes widened in horror...

Comments

[reflecttheother.livejournal.com]

Why, that's a lovely excuse ya got there, Zoro.

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...well,zoro only try to became a real human being in front of sanji,considering the cook always referred the swordsman as a marimo/a plant...

anyway,thank you so much for already reading,I seriously appreciate it ^_^...

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

HA! Awesome.

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...well,not as awesome as yours...but thank you for already reading,by the way...I really appreciate it ^_^...

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Zoro, Zoro, Zoro...
*shakes head*
And they will probably be saved, just as things get REALLY interesting I guess! ...And Nami will regret not having her picture dial with her.
...Do I have an obsession with her taking photgraphs of ZoSan? Yeah, probably. LOL. Great work as always headmaster!

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...well,I don't think it's a great work,by thank you by the way for already reading,dear...and don't worry with nami not having a chance to picture them...franky actually have surveillance camera at his submarine...and he's actually broke the system of the submarine in purpose, because he want to see what will happened to zoro and sanji if they being locked up together...see?,he's a closed fanboys...

again,thank you for reading ^_^...

[reddy-chan.livejournal.com]

XDDDDD ahahahahah... poor Sanji!! And also loved how you put 'natural' in each of their dialogues, thus making the last 'natural' really makes sense LOL !!

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...hey again...

well,like I just said before,zoro only try to became a real human being in front of sanji,considering the cook always referred the swordsman as a marimo/a plant...

ps:tau lagunya seurieus?...zoro juga manusia!...hahaha...

again,thanks a lots for already reading,dear ^_^...

[tshapo-chi.livejournal.com]

*giggles* blonde-sense hits Sanji yet again. poor guy

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...thank you for reading,sensei...anyway,are you going to reading all of my entry that you missed when you're went for the vacation?...you know,you really don't have to,you know...I don't want bothering you...but still thanks again for reading,sensei...I really appreciate it...

[tshapo-chi.livejournal.com]

*nods* yup! gonna read them all!!