onepieceyaoi100 | Oh no, its another one...

So after the last one, I thought... "I can do better than this!". I was wrong, but this still amused me. ^_^
(These are quickly running the risk of being subtitled 'how to get into Zoro's pants...' Be afraid, an idea for a third 'volume' popped up last night too...)

Title: Doujinshi, Volume 2
Rating: Still PG-13...I think.
Word count: 220
Pairing: Luffy/Zoro (Wow, uked again...)
Note: Written almost purely for the cut line-

"Oooh, a coloring book!" Rubber hands quickly snatched Nami's latest print, for a moment leaving her to stare at empty air. Then her eyes found the thief hanging by his knees from the crows nest, already flipping from page to page.

"Hey, give that back!" She stomped her foot in annoyance. "At least /pay/ for it!"

Her captain, apparently too distracted now to hear her, continued flipping through pages in the newly acquired book.

Deciding it wasn't worth the effort of climbing after him, she settled in to wait. As soon as he hit deck again she was getting back her book, or getting paid for it. Possibly both. He could have the beating for free, either way.

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An hour later he had finally crawled INTO the crows nest, and having seemingly lost interest in the book, now leaned over the rail to peer down. He scrutinized the deck for a few minutes until he spotted a familiar, dozing from.

"Gomu Gomu no Hentai!"

Zoro didn't even have time to blink, as he was yanked from the deck.

For the next 2 hours, he was introduced to the fact that food was not the only extent of Luffy's appetite.

Nami, cocking her head slightly, noted that /that/ did indeed stretch too. Volume 2 saw record sales the next month.