letters

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Title: Letters
Rating: T for Sanji-language
Word Count: 294
Pairing: SanZo
Topic: Guidelines
Notes: I've cut this brutally to make it below 300, so I'm not sure if it still makes sense. And yes, the crossed bits are there on purpose.

Marimo,

I’ve left dinner on the kitchen bench.

I would kick your ass awake, but the ever-wonderful Nami-san has asked me to heed Choppers advice.

You are one lazy fucker.

I know you can get up, and if I see that my food has remained uneaten in the morning, even the beautiful ladies will not stop me from giving you the kicking that you so fucking well deserve.

Sanji

---

Marimo,

You are not scaring me.

Get up.

I have to get breakfast ready now, but you had better be awake when I come back.

 ---

Marimo,

I thought you were a man that kept to his words.

Do you remember what I said, the first time we

Don’t make me write this you fucking prick, you know what I’m referring to.

 ---

Marimo,

Fucking moron, what the fuck am I supposed to do, when I’ve found All …

I was there when you reached your dream, and you'll be there when I reach mine. To do that, you have to wake up, NOW.

 ---

Marimo,

Even if you’ve defeated Mihawk, if you can’t recover from the injuries he caused, you can’t call yourself the greatest swordsman in the world.

This isn’t fair to me, you stupid piece of moss. You can’t just lie there and 
I made one condition. It wasn’t just a guideline that you could choose to follow if the fancy took you.  Fucking marimo, you had better not die.

 ---

Dear Sanji-kun,

I found something interesting yesterday. I think it’s something you wrote the time when Zoro was unconscious. 

I wonder how our dear first mate will react, if he accidentally reads these.

I have enclosed the copies with this letter as you can see.

9800000 bellies.

Yours 'ever-wonderful',

Nami

Comments

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

BRAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...AND I MEAN SERIOUSLY!...THIS WAS BRILLIANT!...I'M GOING TO SAVE THIS ONE...kinda make me mixed between grinning and angsty...well done!!!!...ps: and with this post,don't ever and ever called me your sensei,senpai or headmaster,again...because since the beginning,we're equal,anyway...and you might already passing me with this post,dear...

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Oh my, such flattery!! Stop making me blush, you se- ...you're not my senpai? But you are! You've been here (lj) longer and everything... but if you don't like it, I'll stop.

But I'm NOT equal to you. You know that, so don't be cruel and get me confident without reason. :P

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...honestly,no.I don't know that.and yes.you were right,as I tried to thinking about it again, I don't think we're equal...you definitely much more better than me...and I do think you should be confident,dear...because we like your story so muchhhhhh!!...kya!,kya!,kya!...

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

*shakes head*
I'm glad you liked my stories. That, I will believe.
You, thinking I'm better than you however, I refuse to believe.

If you seriously think that, you really need to read what you've written from an outsiders POV. I'm sure your opinions on your own work would be much higher if someone else had written them, if that makes any sense.

I'm still really flattered though, so thank you!! But have more pride in your own stuff girl!!

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...lol...yeah,you might be right...thanks anyway for remind me...I apologies for my lack of confident and self esteem...don't worry,I didn't really seriously think like that(I think I ever mentioned somewhere,that every artist have to love their own art,if not,it will lost it's soul,well that's my opinions,anyway...)

...in fact,if you ever met me in real life,you will know that I'm kinda over confident and a narcissistic bastard...it's true,you know...that's why I need to low down my head really really low...to always remind myself...

anyway,I'm bowing my head to you now,my melorinnne...for already kindness enough to helping me remind myself...you are indeed one of the amazing thing in the internet that I know so far...it's an honor to know you...

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Oh Rum-san, it's MY honour to know you silly! I tend to open my mouth and blurt out my opinion before thinking, here, as well as in RL,so thank you for putting up with me, and I'm guessing you're going to read this on Monday, so I hope you have had a wonderful weekend!

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

YEEE!!! AWESOME!! I love it!! I was so toyed with! An emotional roller coaster! Thumbs up!

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

I'm glad I could make you go'YEEE!'. XD
Looking forward to what you write for this theme!

[anna-q.livejournal.com]

Hahahha. I can't help but truly laughed on this one. He he. Evil Nami. Always know where to get her bellies. And no worries, hun - they make perfect sense upon reaching Nami's note. LOL

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Hello miss ta-chan!! Thanks for reading, and yes, Nami seems to have the ability of making every situation profitable! ;)

[maldoror-gw.livejournal.com]

That was just wonderful ^___^ I loved the way there's no explanation yet it's all crystal clear from the letters, particularly Nami's!

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Yay! Glad it's understandable. I had to cut about 60 words out of this, so I was a little afraid of a 0_o reaction. Its good to know!!

[saiyako.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I love this... beautiful use of the letter format, it's so clear what's going on, and Sanji's fear, and Nami's evil little note at the end breaks the tension perfectly!

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the comment ms saiyako, and thank you for the wonderful theme!! :)

[reddy-chan.livejournal.com]

x3333;;; *squeal* CUTE!! Is it weird that I found this was cute x3;;?
I'm really curious what would Zoro react when he read this. <3

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Well, Sanji freaking out over Zoro IS cute. Whoever/however you write it.

Zoro's reaction upon reading letters: "...You are such a girl cook."

Then Sanji'll probably get pissed with him for using 'girl' as an insult (as well as being insulted of course).

Fight resumes as always.

[tshapo-chi.livejournal.com]

cant stop giggling!!!

this was too cute! it is so like both Sanji and Nami. I loved it!

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Yay!
An honour it is, to receive a comment from Chi-sama!!