onepieceyaoi100 | (no subject)

Title: The loop hole
Words:300
Pairing:Sanji/Usopp
Topic: Guidelines
rating:R
notes: An AU where Sanji and Usopp are college professors getting some loving behind the students backs.

Usopp shrugged off Sanjis’ mouth as it invaded his neck.

“Stop it…” he hissed as he turned his head and glared at the blond. In all honesty he wanted him to continue…and even progress further to points where they weren’t wearing clothes. And THAT was exactly the problem.

If any of their students walked in, caused a fuss, Usopp: the beloved and best Physics professor would surely become Usopp: the unemployed hobo with good aim. Sanji didn’t have to worry, his ‘Culinary Arts, Theory, and Practice’ program drew enough tuition money each semester he’d never be sent packing.

“You’re going to get me fired!” The long nosed professor nearly squealed as both of the chefs hands kneaded his ass. He spun around fully from his desk. “LISTEN! We need to set some guidelines!”

Sanji pushed some papers to the side of his lovers’ desk with a sigh before sitting on it in a half lean. Usopp sat in his chair and gazed up at his blond.

“Come on…I wouldn’t let you get canned. I’d quit first. No one is on this side of campus this time of day anyway. And the girls were all over me today…I can only remain the professional gentlemen if I know I have you to molest later…”

It was kinda sweet, but the physics professor had already summoned his courage there was no going back now.

“Number one! All intimate contact requires permission! None of this ambush molesting between classes. Giving a two hour lecture on motion, hard and worked up is most unpleasant.”

“Professor…may I suck you off?” The look was smoldering and his prey was caught in the spell.

“Please.” Usopp covered his mouth with his hands.

Sanji was already locking the door. Damn. Well, maybe the blond had things well in hand.