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TITLE: GUIDELINES TO MAKING A RELATIONSHIP WORK BETWEEN A MARINE AND A PIRATE
TOPIC: Guidelines
AUTHOR: mr_redrum
PAIRING: SmokerxAce
WARNING: PG
WORD COUNT: +/-200
NOTES: How Ace survive during his long relationship with smoker...my very much thank you so much forkakairupowns-san for the beta... Thank you.

1. Never state that a pirate is a better lover during intercourse. You will hurt the marine’s ego. That is bad. You don’t want to start a war, do you?
2. If the marine grudgingly does as you ask, while muttering about how annoying pirates can be, just smile and take it. Picture them as a cute, large bear who hides behind a macho mask.
3. Teasing them a couple of times is allowed, but don’t do it in front of their men. You need to show that pirates can have manners too. And that they aren’t heartless enough to embarrass the one they love.
4. Try to understand and respect them personally as a marine, and they will do the same to you. It could even be a step towards world peace, you know.
5. Lastly, you really need to be patient when some of your marine’s friends don’t like you. What else do you expect? You’re a pirate. Life proud and be proud as a pirate. Remember, there’s a good reason why they call this the Pirate Era, and not the Marine Era.

(Taken from the third chapter of “The Autobiography of the Only Boy of Whitebeard’s Men” by P.D.A., Grand Line House Publishing, 2008.)

Comments

[saiyako.livejournal.com]

Heh, cute. XD

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

Heh.thank you. ^_^...seriously,thank you for already reading...

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

'The Autobiography of the Only Boy of Whitebeards men'!!
... I'd like to read that book! XD
Write, write? Please?

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

...hahaha...maybe someday,after I finish all the story that due to my diehard lazyness,I've been kinda abandoned it all...thanks by the way for already reading,I really appreciate it ^_^...seriously...

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

hello,there ^_^...thank you very much for already reading!...and I really sorry for my late reply...ps:I try to send you a copy of that book,if it's ever being published for real...