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[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Title: Garnished
Word Count: 235
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji
Rating: PG-13? (How many times do you get to use the f-word before it becomes R?)
Topic: Guidelines
Warning: Poorly constructed. Didn't check for mistakes or think about ways to improve. Obvious references to Pirates of the Caribbean.

So I should go to sleep now. I get no vacation this year. Must do everything "measure once, cut once".





Zoro forced Sanji up against the counter, one of his hands down Sanji's pants and the other restraining the cook's hands. Sanji was struggling, but his legs were pinned by Zoro's legs and he didn't have enough leverage to force the swordsman off.

"O- oi! Stop that!" Sanji gasped in between rough kisses. But Zoro kept advancing, slowly pushing Sanji further onto the counter and climbing up to rest above him. As Zoro pushed harder items began dropping from the counter. Sanji tried one last time to stop Zoro with words and shouted, "P-parley!"

Zoro paused. He looked around and said, "I don't see any."

Sanji freed one hand and smacked Zoro upside the head. "Not parsley, you moron! Parley! They don't even sound alike!"

"Oh," said Zoro, and he began to advance again. Sanji, who still had a free hand, used it to stop Zoro's face and continued talking. "It means that we call a truce! And you cannot refuse!"

Zoro paused again and said, "Okay. What are the terms?"

"We can do whatever, but no fucking around my foodstuffs! Deal?"

"Deal." Zoro grabbed Sanji's free hand and trapped it along with the other. Sanji couldn't move as he then watched Zoro push the remaining ingredients off the counter. "Hey! What the fuck do you think you're doing?!"

"Foodstuffs gone."

"That's not fair! I didn't agree to this!"

"Fuck parsley. I'm a pirate."

Comments

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

shahahahaha!!
Zoro's adorable!! Poor Sanji.

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

What'll happen is that Sanji will enjoy it and forget about what happened. Then when the high is gone he'll kick Zoro out of his kitchen and not speak to him for a week or so.

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

This was awesome! Rock on...

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Thank you!

[reflecttheother.livejournal.com]

Zoro, Zoro, you must respect the rules of parsley, it is an old, very green and extraneous tradition that is randomly and gratuitously sprinkled across plates all over the world...

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Lol. I doubt I'll ever really understand parsley as a garnish. It's sort of a waste if nobody eats it...

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

that really make me lol,man ^_^...I like it!...clever(or stubborn?)zoro...if he want something,then he will have it...nice,I like it...thank you for already making it!...your drabbles somehow never failed to entertained me...

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Thank you!! \(^_^)/

I'm glad my drabbles entertain. They're pretty much all I'm capable of writing at this point (can't go longer than a drabble -_-;;).

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised that my brain could come up with it at the time. Thanks for reading!

[reddy-chan.livejournal.com]

XD lmao, parley! And Zoro didn't know that even he's a pirate? Lol!

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Thanks for reading!

I don't know if he'd know about parley... he is Zoro after all.

"There are rules to piracy? Screw that. I used to hunt pirates, they don't seem the type." lol.

[fairycowsgomoo.livejournal.com]

The word "foodstuffs" is incredibly cute. And Zoro saying it is adorable.

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Lulz, you think so too? I loves me some foodstuffs.