onepieceyaoi100 | (no subject)

Title: allowed
Rating:pg
Word Count:267
Pairing: Zosopp with a side of LuNa
Topic:nude beach

“It just had to be a nude Beach” Usopp grumbled.

Zoro had to hold back laughter at the expression on Usopp’s face. Earlier that day the crew had docked at a sandy beach. The sniper had been the first one to run onto the sand, where he was immediately plowed down a man who wore only a blond beard on his almost completely round body.

“No clothes allowed” he bellowed.

“OK”. Said the human bowling pin who proceeded painfully to climb back on the ship.

As Usopp was rather squished, the process took a while and everyone but Zoro, Who had wanted to spend time wit Usopp and thus volunteered for guard duty, had left the ship to go shopping. Or in the captain’s case, dragged along by the navigator, who had claimed that the only way to keep him out of trouble was keeping him with her. In reality she was taking him for a date, He didn’t complain.

“And I wanted to build sand sculptures and relax for once; instead I was told it was a nude beach by a human bowling ball. Which by the way brings back disturbing memories of Skypia. And I don’t even need to tell you how very pai—

Zoro cut him off. “We can still go down there” and began to strip.

“Usopp followed hesitantly, “But If Nami catches us….”

“She has her hands full with Luffy.” The swordsman lost patience with Usopp and unhooked those overalls, “You ready to go now?”

“Y yeah” the sniper led the way to the beach.

He was, Zoro decided, a beautiful sight.