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[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Title: Classes on Time Management
Rating: I haven't got a clue.
Word Count: 216
Pairing: SanjixSmoker
Topic: Class
Notes: A forced sequel to CELL 3232, TEMPORARILY UNDER CLASS A SECURITY 
Um... Smoker is OOC in this, but my excuse would be that he was too distracted to be his usual badass self. 

The cook waited patiently for Smoker to light his cigarette.

After an awkward pause of stillness, Sanji took out the unlit tobacco from his mouth, and slowly licked the filter, watching closely for the commodore’s reaction.

It was very subtle. The tips of the man’s ears began to redden, and the regular puff of smoke halted for a few seconds.

The blond decided to make his intentions even clearer.

He opened his mouth, and very consciously, slid the cigarette down the centre of his tongue. – I want to suck your---

Click.

“God, you two are such slow workers!” The voice came from behind a now sea-stone cuffed Smoker.

“Nami-swa~n!!” the blond seducer instantly turned into a puddle of wriggly goo.

Hands on hips, their navigator sighed as their archaeologist restrained both the gagged Tashigi and her superior officer.

“Sanji-kun! You should know better than to think you have time to play around, and Zoro! Why aren’t you awake? Maybe you two could have escaped by now, if you had actually decided to help him. Now, we’ll get away from this prison, just as soon as I find some treasure to compensate for this traumatic experience.” 

She shook her head as she unlocked their cell. “Maybe I should give you two idiots workshops on time management.”

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OMAKE. LET'S INCLUDE ZORO: "Sanji-kun! You should know better than to think you have time to play around, and Zoro! I can tell you're awake, so cut out that annoying fake snore! Maybe those two could have worked much faster if you had actually decided to lend him a hand."

 

Comments

Yup...as I expected, you are awesome.

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Ho ho! Nami-san...Sanji was managing his time quite well in my opinion!

OH MY GOD.

This is super hot on promise of what could have been alone.

Fellatio between bars, a sleeping Marimo behind him and a never ending list of nakama or Marines that could walk in on them.

And Sanji was going to work his stuff anyway.

Rawr! Sanji you stud!! Way to make Smoker blush!

Re: Yup...as I expected, you are awesome.

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Oh my god.
I got a OHMIGOD icon from you!!! yay.

Thanks for reading this so quickly, and you're making me blush with your exaggerated compliments!! xD

I chickened out from writing the real thing, but I'm glad you still found it hot!!

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Just sometimes I love Nami. Like right now! lol Good girl. Douse them all with some cold, sharp common sense! lol

Love the idea of Sanji trying to pimp himself through the bars... and the omake had me rolling on the floor. *wipes away tear*

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Thanks deary.
Looking forward to doing more crack for 'fruits'.

HEy!

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Hey! I just noticed this is actually in inverse of your other fic kinda..I mean the other one implied Sanji was going to get head from Smoker. This one Sanji is a little more in a giving mood.

Hot either way...*drool*. A well deserved win my friend.

I just noticed the Omake too! Is Nami implying Zoro should have been giving Sanji a handjob to further entice smoker?

Wait! Was it Namis plan from the beginning to have her boys distract Smoker in such a way so she could put the cuffs on him?!

Re: HEy!

[nonoji.livejournal.com]

Sanji paused, and thought he would change tactics, as Smoker didn't seem as willing as he wanted.

Nami is wise(..thats not the right word here).Its just that she only reveals how much she knows just once in a blue moon.
The omake is an afterthought anyway. hehe.

Think what you like misha!! I leave it all up to your imagination, and thank you for the gold medal!!!