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onepieceyaoi100Title: Exorbitant Fees
Rating: PG
Word Count: 261
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji (my crutch).
Topic: Free
I'm still trying.
It had been on his mind for a while. The problem wasn't the question; it was the time and location. For the most part Zoro tried to avoid trouble, but he lacked tact.
It all started when Sanji had come back to the ship in a terrible mood. The island they landed on refused to sell their best food items to outsiders (jacking up the price on low quality items) and was comprised of mostly men. So while everyone else was enjoying the high quality of everything else the island had to offer, Sanji was quite upset.
The highlight of Sanji's day was when he found a vendor who would sell his nicer wares. But there was a catch; all of it was for a ridiculously high price. Particularly, a very nice fish that Sanji wouldn't leave without happened to be extremely overpriced. It made Sanji cringe and he complained about that one price the most.
Zoro decided to cheer Sanji up with some after hours sex. It had worked... until the price of a particularly nice fish came to mind. Without a thought to the context of the situation Zoro asked, "So, how much exactly?"
Sanji was furious.
"What the hell do you think this is?! I'm not your prostitute!"
Zoro tried to explain, but the damage was done. There would be no sex and many bruises for a very long time.
The price of the fish no longer mattered. For Zoro, the price of his mistake was higher than everything else. Sanji's kicks, however, were free of charge.
and now I ought to go to sleep.
Rating: PG
Word Count: 261
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji (my crutch).
Topic: Free
I'm still trying.
It had been on his mind for a while. The problem wasn't the question; it was the time and location. For the most part Zoro tried to avoid trouble, but he lacked tact.
It all started when Sanji had come back to the ship in a terrible mood. The island they landed on refused to sell their best food items to outsiders (jacking up the price on low quality items) and was comprised of mostly men. So while everyone else was enjoying the high quality of everything else the island had to offer, Sanji was quite upset.
The highlight of Sanji's day was when he found a vendor who would sell his nicer wares. But there was a catch; all of it was for a ridiculously high price. Particularly, a very nice fish that Sanji wouldn't leave without happened to be extremely overpriced. It made Sanji cringe and he complained about that one price the most.
Zoro decided to cheer Sanji up with some after hours sex. It had worked... until the price of a particularly nice fish came to mind. Without a thought to the context of the situation Zoro asked, "So, how much exactly?"
Sanji was furious.
"What the hell do you think this is?! I'm not your prostitute!"
Zoro tried to explain, but the damage was done. There would be no sex and many bruises for a very long time.
The price of the fish no longer mattered. For Zoro, the price of his mistake was higher than everything else. Sanji's kicks, however, were free of charge.
and now I ought to go to sleep.
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Date: 2008-08-20 01:36 am (UTC)Hahaha!
Date: 2008-08-19 04:16 pm (UTC)Re: Hahaha!
Date: 2008-08-20 01:37 am (UTC)I need to go comment on something you wrote that I didn't have a chance to earlier. Something about a slug? lulz!
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Date: 2008-08-19 08:54 pm (UTC)p.s. I love your icon.
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Date: 2008-08-20 01:40 am (UTC)Zoro thinks too much and not enough. X)
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Date: 2008-08-20 04:53 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-21 01:00 am (UTC)What I do is I make the GIFs on MSpaint (I recently started up with Photoshop, hence the better looking, higher quality GIFs) and then drop them into the window.
It's tricky to time and you can't time things to move independently of each other. They're all the same time, so if you want some things to be in the icon longer, you need to double the GIF which takes more space... blah blah. Anyway, that has to be one of the most basic programs. EVER. But it's free, so I deal.