i'm so bored T_T...

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Title: Midnight Snack
Rating: R for softcore yaoi... I think...
Topic: None?
Disclaimer: Don't we all wish we owned it?
Pairing: Zoro/Sanji, or rather Sanji/Zoro... I don't really know...
Word Count: 449 (sorry its a bit long, but I promise it won't take up too much of your time)
Summary: So this is a short skit/play thingamajig that I tried  to make funny.
Warning: Do not perform this at your office or at your school.

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Characters: Nami as navigator, Robin as archaeologist, Chopper as doctor, Sanji as cook, Zoro as swordsman, Luffy as captain, Ussop as sniper. 
Timeline: After the whole sky island thing, Nami and Robin decide to take a break from the boys.

~Act I--Scene I~
Setting: Ship's kitchen, 6:30 PM.
[Enter: Robin, Nami, Chopper, Ussop, Sanji, Zoro, Luffy]

Robin: We'll shop a bit, find a restaurant, get rooms at a hotel, and be back by tomorrow morning. Come on, Nami, Chopper.
Luffy: Huh? Chopper, too?
Nami: Yeah, He'll help us carry our bags.
Sanji: Nwami-san! Robin-chwan! Why don't I come with you girls, hmm? I can help with the bags, too.
Zoro: Pssht. The reason they didn't invite you along is because you're too weak to carry anything.
Sanji: Shut up, you fucking marimo!
Chopper: Umm. Bye guys, we're leaving.
Nami: Sanji! Take care of the others while we're gone!
Sanji: Yes, Nami-swan!

[Exeunt: Nami, Robin, Chopper]

Luffy: What's for dinner, anyways?
Sanji: How's steak sound?
Luffy and Ussop: MEAT!!!
Sanji (whispers) to Zoro: Oh. And if you're still hungry after dinner, you can have me for a midnight snack.
Zoro (blushes slightly): Like I would ever want you.
Ussop: I did not just hear that.

~Act I--Scene II~
Setting: Crow's nest, 11:55 PM.
[Enter: Zoro]

Zoro: It's damn cold out here. I'm kind of hungry, too.

[Enter: Sanji]

Sanji: Did I hear someone say "hungry?"
Zoro: Why the hell are you up here, Love Cook?
Sanji: Hmm? You don't remember what I told you before dinner?
Zoro: Ha! You and your stupid pervy jokes. Go to back to bed; I'm trying to keep watch out here.
Sanji (straddles Zoro): So little brainless Marimo can't even tell jokes from the truth. Do you want your midnight snack or not?
Zoro (blushes furiously): W-what the hell are you doing?!! Get off of me right-- Mmmnh...
Sanji (pulls away and gets up): Well, then. If you aren't hungry, I'll leave.
Zoro: Wait! I am hungry--no, I'm starving.
Sanji (gets back on top of Zoro): Oh, really?
Zoro: Aah! Fuck! don't rub me there!
Sanji: Why not?
Zoro: Mmngh--aah, aah! S-stop. Just... take my pants off.
Sanji: Anything else you want me to do?
Zoro: Stop talking, start sucking. Now.

~Act I--Scene III~
Setting: Inside of a room of the Going Merry, 12:10 PM.
[Enter: Luffy, Ussop]

Luffy (snores and talks in sleep): Mfg... Meat....
Ussop (whimpers to self): Zoro and Sanji. Who knew?... And why do they have to be so goddamn loud at night? 

~Act II--Scene I~
Setting: Ship's deck, 10:00 AM the next day.
[Enter: Robin, Nami, Chopper, Ussop, Luffy, Sanji, Zoro]

Robin: Did you guys have fun while we were gone?
Luffy: Yup!
Sanji and Zoro (both blush): Definitely.
Nami (raises eyebrow): Right... What about you, Ussop?
Ussop: Goddamn it, I didn't enjoy a single freaking second!

[Exeunt: All].

Sooo... Sorry it was lame, but I hope u liked it anyways... Comments plz!
And if you're wondering what brought this on, I've been rereading A Midsummer Night's Dream over and over again for no reason... Yes, I can get pervy thoughts just by reading Shakespeare XD
Oh, and can anyone tell me how to post to multiple communities at once (I'm kinda new here)? Somebody please save me from this cluelessness X3

~~the fangirl with the big puppy eyes <3