onepieceyaoi100 | Topic : Bad habits

My contribution to the Bad Habits topic, and second drabble.

Title : Just like smoking
Pairing : Zoro x Sanji
Rating : PG-13
Wordcount : 196
Notes : English’s not my first langage, etc. I actually liked the idea, but it didn’t come out well, I missed some vocabulary and expressions... and now the deadline is approaching, so here it is, I hope you’ll enjoy it anyway !

It was a hot day, and like any other day the cook and the swordman were arguing about god knows what.

“Fuck you !
-No, fuck you, asshole ! “

While Nami and Robin were silently pointing at their lack of creativity, the argument came to its climax :
“Okay, that’s it. That was the last time, you hear me ? No matter how hard you’ll come begging for it, I’ll keep my precious ass to myself. Now fuck off and go somewhere else, shithead !”

Sanji’s voice was surprisingly high, and both women felt it was safer to appear really busy as Zoro left the kitchen, fists and jaw clenched. Nami hid her face behind the map she was working on until he was out of sight, and then turned to Robin to ask :
“Do you think Sanji’ll do it, this time ?”

“You came back quicker than I expected, muttered Zoro a few hours later, as he watched Sanji lying next to him, sweating and trying to catch his breath.
-Oh, shut up.
-It’s like smoking... you can’t stop doing it, he added with a grin.
-Except smoking actually tastes good.”

Sanji didn’t move quick enough to avoid the boots thrown at him.