Sanji's Confused

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Title: The Truth
Rating: PG
Word Count: 60
Pairing: Sanji/...
Topic: Man
Comments/Warning: Mild referrence to Thriller Bark. If you haven't seen it I don't know how much sense this would make. Although... it doesn't spoil much of anything and may spark curiousity.



"Noooo! I don't want to hear it!" Sanji shrieked, covering his ears and running to the galley.

"He said so himself!" Chopper yelled after him.

Usopp walked up to Chopper. "What was that about?"

Chopper looked down sadly. "I just thought that Sanji should know the truth."

~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

That night Sanji slept uneasily, dreaming about a beautiful man named Namizo.








As if I could resist.

Comments

[sybile.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this win so much! poor Sanji~

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Thank you!! Glad you liked. ;)

[astrokender.livejournal.com]

*cackles*

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

There should be more Namizo in the world. lolz.

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

*squeals* Thank you!

Yessssssssss

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Awesome! genius!

Re: Yessssssssss

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Sankyuu~!

Chopper was very convinced that Nami was a man so I figured he should tell Sanji.

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

WAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAK!!!...BRILLIANTLY FUNNY!!! ^_^...and tonight I'm going to slept uneasily,dreaming about two bishounen have their smexy way,namizoxsanji...whahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!...

naMANji ---> (Namizo/Sanji)

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Namizo/Sanji... omg. Right?

That's like:


Sanji backed up into the counter as Namizo approached.

"I hope this doesn't change your opinion of me, Sanji-kun."

"O-of c-course not Nami... er Namizo..." Sanji managed to stutter.

Sanji, having thought Namizo to be a woman was very conflicted. Everything about Nami... Namizo was what a woman was, and as such, he could never begin to accept that she... he was anything less... or more.

Namizo pressed closer. "You wouldn't let a little thing like gender get in the way? Would you, Sanji-kun?"

"A-ah. Well... that is..." Sanji had nowhere to run.

Namizo placed his hands on a sensitive area.

"Aaaah! Wait! I don't knoooooow! Aaaaaahhhhh!"

Re: naMANji ---> (Namizo/Sanji)

[mr-redrum.livejournal.com]

whahahahahahahaha!!!...yeah,then because he never can make sure about it,he did this:

zoro:...cook,what the hell that you just done to me?!

sanji:what?...oh,that...yeah,I just want to know what it felt to kiss a male...I need to practice if I want to stay at nami-sw...eh,I mean...namizo-kwuuunnn side...

zoro:...aho,what happened with your woman detector,anyway?...can you see already,that the witch is ACTUALLY a real woman?!...

sanji: *blank*

zoro:...che,I think you hanging around with me too much,cook...

Re: naMANji ---> (Namizo/Sanji)

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

Zoro: If she were a man then she wouldn't be such a bitch.

Sanji: Take that back you asshole!

Then Sanji kicks Zoro in the face and Zoro doesn't mind because, for him, the comment was so worth it.

Re: naMANji ---> (Namizo/Sanji)

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha, I went to comment and tell you how bloody AMAZING this was, and then I found THIS and now I need to pee and I don't care if that's TMI because you and your crazywonderfulness have pushed me towards CAPSLOCK OF HAPPINESS!

Re: naMANji ---> (Namizo/Sanji)

[vulpus-mirus.livejournal.com]

*SQUEE*

Thank you! I feel so appreciated and it doesn't matter if it's TMI because, lol, that's really letting me know. And CAPSLOCK!