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[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Title: Boned
Rating: R
Word count: 300
Pairing: Brook/Sanji
Topic: Man


Brook hums softly, watching him with rapt attention.

Sanji has no idea how this all happened, or what the hell actually is happening, but he has a sinking feeling it was all the fault of his own big mouth.

Brook had been watching him cook, because Brook has a fascination with food, one that isn’t as destructive as Luffy’s and is therefore easier to tolerate. He’d been reminiscing about the Rumba pirates, and Sanji had been listening to him talk as he’d sorted through the preparations for the following morning’s breakfast.

And Brook had been talking about everything he’d been without, everything Sanji knew he took for granted as a living, breathing being, and he’d sounded so damn sad and Sanji had actually felt sorry for him.

“Oh, how I miss the things a man could do,” Brook had sighed.

Maybe it wasn’t all Sanji’s fault.

Whatever it was, whoever was to blame, it really doesn’t matter in that moment, with him being so preoccupied and all. There’s something unnerving about being watched by a skeleton at the best of times, something to do with the lack of blinking, but with Sanji leaning back against the table, trousers hanging off one ankle and hand fisted between his legs, the situation seems entirely too fucked up, even for him.

“Shit,” he hisses, because that sums up his feelings quite nicely, even as his head arches back and his hips roll into his own touch.

And then one long bony finger reaches out, and Brook makes a noise of polite interest, only with those wide unblinking holes for eyes it seems far too intense, and Sanji gasps and bucks as it runs up his length.

If Brook asks to see his panties, Sanji might just kill something.

After he’s come, of course.

Comments

Nice..

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

I do feel there is something between these two but I don't have a good handle on it yet. I definitely think Brook has some sort of pull on Sanji though (and your fic captures that oh so well!!).

I wonder what song Sanji was going to request Brook play.

Another random porny thought- Brook can make people sleep with his music...I bet he can make them do all kinds of other things too...

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[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I was actually thinking about Brook's hypnotic abilities when I sat down to write this, but figured I'd be safer not touching it until Oda shows us more. XD

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[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

I'm getting hot just thinking about the possibilities.

Please oh please write something a little longer along those lines when you are comfortable?

oh...especially if Brook gets Zoro involved to help his newly ensnared blond...

PLEASE?!!!

I'll write something for you in exchange or something? Cookies?

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[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, Brook will not be spared smutty fic treatment, I'm just waiting until I get a better handle on him. And throwing Zoro into the mix always stirs things up. ;D

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[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

I tried (http://salmon-pink.livejournal.com/63003.html). Don't know if it works or not, but I had to get it out of my head. XD

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[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

This (http://salmon-pink.livejournal.com/63003.html) is entirely your fault! XD

A little return gift...because Mind Control Brook is the kinkiest kink of my soul

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

Sanji cast an eye to the window then back to the dinner table where the lone Marimo was sitting, waiting for dinner.

“Where’s Brook?” The chef had planned for a meal for three. The rest of the crew was having fun in the village, while Brook got the accurate sense the superstitious villagers wouldn’t care for a skeleton walking about, no matter how dapper. Zoro said he’d keep the man company on the ship and Sanji just couldn’t let the men go hungry after all.

Zoro shrugged as song started flitting through the window.

“He said there was a song he wanted to try and to save him some food.”

“Oh…hmm…”

Zoro watched with interest as the annoyance he expected the blond didn’t come. Sanji instead seemed to be distracted by something. Brooks haunting song came louder and Zoro could start picking out lyrics now. The swordsman turned to the window as if that would make the words clearer.

The song seemed rather dirty despite the melody. It was apparently about a man being seduced by a blonde harlot while docked in port. Zoro could understand why he hadn’t heard this song before…the descriptions of what the whore did were unusually explicit and wouldn’t be smart to sing about in the girls presence.

He turned to Sanji to make a comment about it only to find Sanji slinking towards him while yanking his tie loose in a long pull. Then the nimble fingers were pulling the buttons open of his shirt.

The expression of determined arousal on Sanjis face was tinged with a distant and strong submissive need that Zoro had never before. The song continued outside the kitchen even as the blond chef set himself into the swordsmans lap, running his long fingers down his scarred chest and under his harameki into his pants.

Zoros shrinking thoughts under the increased administrations could at least distinguish this as something other than normal. This was not the normal infuriating Sanji that loved to tease, Brooks song somehow brought out a different Sanji. One longing to please.

Just what kind of man was his new skeletal nakama?

As Sanjis hand wrapped around him lusciously the answer came to him.

A generous one.

Re: A little return gift...because Mind Control Brook is the kinkiest kink of my soul

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

....*iz ded*

Oh Brook, you saucy bastard! The last line was just perfect, and I could so picture the look on Sanji's face as he sashayed closer, all dark and turned on, but ever so slightly slack with the hypnotism, the curve of his eyebrow and something shimmering in his eyes just begging Zoro to bend him over the table. *purrs* Damn, I'm so happy that someone else is all about Brook's smutty potential for hypnotism too! *snugs*

Re: A little return gift...because Mind Control Brook is the kinkiest kink of my soul

[mishagirl.livejournal.com]

*snugs back*

Even your description of my story is hotter than the story it'self!

You are my smexy hero!!!

Re: A little return gift...because Mind Control Brook is the kinkiest kink of my soul

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Psssh, untrue, it's just what I pictured when reading your drabble. ^____^

[kotszok.livejournal.com]

hahahahaha i laughed so hard at the panties

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Everyone knows Sanji wears panties. With slogans across the arse. He's a classy boy.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

"NOW TAKING RESERVATIONS"



ARGH! I was wondering when I'd run into you, ya wacky mofo! Would you mind terribly if I humped your leg like a rabid penguindog? ♥

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

"PENIS GOES HERE"

.... I am so turned on right now. Mmmm, zombies. ♥

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

"LOSERS NEED NOT APPLY"

Yes! Only with 100% less manners, which makes him 100% more awesome! And any time Zoro gets the resolve to make a move on Sanji, Brook will appear from nowhere to ask if he can watch. Or if he can borrow money. And Sanji will be like "watch what?" and Zoro will just sigh and stomp away to another night of sniffing Sanji's tie and humping the wall.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Thank you. *mini-bow*

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

This left me a bit speechless. *gasps for words*

All those images your draw... and the panties! Oh my. But my top favorite is "a noise of polite interest" - ONLY Brook could pull such off! Great read.

And if all the above doesn't sound all that much coherent.. yeah, still big blank in the head here. lol

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Thank you so much for the awesome comments, glad you enjoyed. :D I'm so happy there's so much love for Brook - he's been embraced into the fandom so readily, as it should be. Also, Sanji!panties are a fun fun image to be stuck with. XD

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

You're very welcome! And yes, I wonder whether Sanji's panties have sharp little knives or pink crabs all over them. ;) Or maybe eggplants???

Ohh Brook is adorable. When he started to hum and sing that song before he faced that spider commander zombie... - I embraced him wholeheartedly. Even before he revealed just how skilled he truly is.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Sanji having crabs all over his pants is just ... I love you so much right now! STD!Sanji is an unexplored possibility in fandom, I feel. XD

[horusguard76.livejournal.com]

Oh my god! I am so short-sighted at times! lol So typical for me, babbling out the first idea that came to my mind because that image just stroke me as cute... Cute pink crabs. You know like in that Disney movie Arielle... *sniffles* lol

I never meant to insinuate that Sanji carries an illness... (not with Chopper around! Oho, do I see another bunny jumping out? Doc Chopper to the rescue! lol) But nevertheless it's some really wicked idea! :D

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that plotbunny is definitely getting stored on the pile. XD

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

If Brook asks to see his panties, Sanji might just kill something.

That is the best thing I've read all day.

Brook has a strange way of getting what he wants. I like it.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

He makes a fine addition to the crew - forget bounties, their combined sexx0rs power must be pretty damn epic by now!

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

Brook fits right in. He and Luffy hit it off so fast and when he asked him to join just like that I laughed so hard. All his skull jokes are terrible but I crack up anyways and his table manners are atrocious but that's the way I like it.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

I identify so much with those table manners - watching me eat KFC is a terrifying sight, I have been told.

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

Oh god now I'm imagining you at KFC devouring buckets upon buckets of chicken.

I get made fun of because I have too many table manners. I cover my mouth when I chew and my pinky's always raised when I take a drink. People who have never eaten with me before and then decide to have a meal with me just stare at me like I'm the weird one. Like somehow I'm offending them.

[salmon-pink.livejournal.com]

There's just something about KFC. I don't usually like eating meat off the bone, I think it's embarrssing for some bizarre reason, but I can't resist the Colonel's siren song. It is greasy, messy goodness. You'll be relieved to hear I've given up on eating it in public, but I have been told I go from a normal person to something out of a zombie movie, ripping meat off the bone with a possessed look on my face.

[ohsnap9292.livejournal.com]

I love KFC but it makes me sick so I don't ever eat it. I can't stand touching greasy foods. I refuse to touch anything that will leave some sort of residue on my hands. I eat french fries with a fork! I think the reason for this is I don't want it to get on my clothes because I live in a hick town in the middle of nowhere and I don't want to become filthy like all the locals. I don't want to get too comfortable because if I do before I know it I'll become one of them! I've got to get to the city soon.